A lot of people can't understand how an oil shortage crept up on us, here,
in this great country of ours.
~~~
Well, there is a very straightforward answer.
~~~
Nobody bothered to check the oil!
~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low.
~~~
And the reason for that?
~~~
Simple geography.
~~~
You see, all our OIL is located in The North Sea
~~~
All our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster.
in this great country of ours.
~~~
Well, there is a very straightforward answer.
~~~
Nobody bothered to check the oil!
~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low.
~~~
And the reason for that?
~~~
Simple geography.
~~~
You see, all our OIL is located in The North Sea
~~~
All our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster.
