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...getting for Christmas.

Just sitting here talking to the mrs when an ad came on, 'the perfect gift for him' they claimed, I could almost visibly see my wifes' ears prick up, so I know I'm now going to get the Senna dvd(blueray) lol.

25 years I've known her, can read her like a book :lol:
 
I'm getting a Playstation 3 320gb - I know because I went halves with my parents :D
 
Davie said:
...getting for Christmas.

Just sitting here talking to the mrs when an ad came on, 'the perfect gift for him' they claimed, I could almost visibly see my wifes' ears prick up, so I know I'm now going to get the Senna dvd(blueray) lol.

25 years I've known her, can read her like a book :lol:
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HHmmmm, maybe she can read you like a book....reverse psychology...

I bet she's got you some slippers...:D

I know what I've got...I wrote my wife the list...:rules:
 
Dear Santa, please can I have a really fat bank balance and a slim woman. Please don’t mix these two up just like you did last Christmas. I've been good all year. Well most of the year. Okay forget it, I'll buy my own presents.
 
posiview said:
HHmmmm, maybe she can read you like a book....reverse psychology...

I bet she's got you some slippers...:D

I know what I've got...I wrote my wife the list...:rules:
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Ha Ha..very possibly.

She does ask what I want but I just go all vague and say oh just get me anything. Drives her nuts. :naughty:
 
Just Dave said:
Dear Santa, please can I have a really fat bank balance and a slim woman. Please don’t mix these two up just like you did last Christmas. I've been good all year. Well most of the year. Okay forget it, I'll buy my own presents.
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:lol::lol:
 
I know what I'd LIKE for christmas...

some inspiration as to what to shoot for the December POTY.

but there's as much chance of me getting that as there is me getting anything else :(
 
Just Dave said:
Dear Santa, please can I have a really fat bank balance and a slim woman. Please don’t mix these two up just like you did last Christmas. I've been good all year. Well most of the year. Okay forget it, I'll buy my own presents.
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Just read this at work and just sprayed my monitor with tea! I will try and noit repeat this infront of the wife. Even though she aint big, it just wont go down well!:suspect:
 
I think i`m getting a 77mm 10 stop filter, but it might just be nada :D
 
Tickets to see war of the worlds at the men next December and a few bits and bobs that I'm not supposed to know about!
 
hp touchpad which I've had for 3 months lmao - always get my pressies early, or more correctly anything expensive that I buy after summer is my xmas pressie :) kids get a list of dvd's to buy so hopefully they will settle on the complete dirty harry collection yay

altho I might also get a nifty 50 hmmmm
 
my missus is a tricky b****r. I've already got her a coat and a hat which she chose when we were out (and has started wearing already) - then she says... 'so that's me done... don't get me anything else will you'... hmmm... imagine the look i'd get on xmas day if i didn't get her something to open. Women eh? :thinking:
 
I was looking at a DVD for my eldest this morning when my wife walked past and demanded to know why I was looking at THAT one. Well don't she yelled... I know I am getting that one then.
Later this morning we were out in town and my wife said she wanted to buy a particular thing - Well, you can't I yelled. Now she knows what she is getting.
My only other present from her I had to buy.
Not many surprises to come then...
 
leftcurl said:
my missus is a tricky b****r. I've already got her a coat and a hat which she chose when we were out (and has started wearing already) - then she says... 'so that's me done... don't get me anything else will you'... hmmm... imagine the look i'd get on xmas day if i didn't get her something to open. Women eh? :thinking:
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I know what you'll get for Christmas Dinner if you don't...

A portion of Cold Shoulder and Lashings of Tongue...



There are times when I'm awfully grateful to be single... Day's with a Y in them spring to mind.
 
I'll know when I buy it, presently bidding on new hifi speakers on ebay, but if I miss those it could be next december before I get something I want, swmbo got new louvre blinds for the patio doors last month, dog is the only one who'll have something to rip open next Sunday.
 
leftcurl said:
my missus is a tricky b****r. I've already got her a coat and a hat which she chose when we were out (and has started wearing already) - then she says... 'so that's me done... don't get me anything else will you'... hmmm... imagine the look i'd get on xmas day if i didn't get her something to open. Women eh? :thinking:
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I could have written this exact post except change the hat for boots
 
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All I'll get is a bag of Haribos from son and a couple of pairs of socks with Homer Simpson on from daughter...but I'll dig cos they're from my lovely kids. :lol: :thumbs:
 
apart from a couple of things to open from the kids (DJ Hero 2 and Skullcandy Hesh this year) I don't do pressies myself, if I want something and can afford it I buy it, simple as really none of this watiting around for crimbo/bday.. from the age of 9ish a week or 2 before Xmas my Dad would take me shops to choose what I wanted, he would buy it we would get home and he would say 'might aswell have it now seeing as you know what it is'..

don't get me wrong I love Xmas and I do enjoy watching the missus and kids open pressies though and they never know what they are getting..
 
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