who is juvenile enough to laugh at farts?

few things funnier than a fart. or peoples reactions to them.
evacuated some excess and very LOUD wind in the office this morning. wasnt popular with the laydeees., but the guy who routes the trucks nearly moistened himself laughing .
 
The funniest thing ever (to me anyway) was when we were in the registry office registering my daughters birth at the beginning of this year.

It all went quiet and the registrar asked us what her name was going to be. Before either of us managed to utter a word, the loudest fart ever eminated from the region of our newborn. We both burst into laughter, but unfortunately the registrar had had the humour gland bypass operation :cuckoo: and remained unmoved.

Farts were invented to laugh at and anyone who disagrees is a sad individual and I feel sorry for them :D
 
A poem - The fart !


A Fart is good for the heart,
it sets the mind at ease,
it warms the bed on a frosty night
and suffocates the fleas

A fart is an eruption,
that flows through the valley of bum,
tears throught the valley of britches
and comes out in a musical hum
bum bum
 
I really don't know who said this ""where ere you be let your wind blow free" but there's a lot of truth in it. b****r political correctness, I'm in full agreement :lol:
 
When I was at secondary school,the headmaster wrote a strongly worded letter to my parents suggesting they change my diet,I recall the term 'farmyard noises and smells' ,I kid you not.
 
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