who is juvenile enough to laugh at farts?

Rovers_Andy said:
i do, especially during a TP meet when the Hide is full of forummers :lol:
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Indeed, Mr Guffybum himself.

Yes, I am immature enough to find farts highly amusing........:D
 
ChrisMClark said:
I laugh more now than when I was younger. It's turned into a game at work, name the fart; whereby you have to guess the origin of the fart, with bonus points for speed, retalliation and accuracy of counter-attack :D
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The worst ones are the "8 pints of ale and a donor kebab" fart......:gag:
 
Well anyone who was at my house last night will certainly not have been laughing.
Even the cat was giving me looks as if to say "Even *mine* aren't that bad!"

I, however, found it incredibly amusing :D
 
I dropped several large air biscuits in succession last night in bed.

While I had a fair grin on my mush, my missus didn't

Women, they just dont get it do they ! ?
 
its always funny. i did **** myself trying to fart though 2 weeks back, when i was out for a run with my girlfriend. not cool.
 
Well this morning I made myself retch. While driving. Nothing funny about that lmao, I actually had to pull over and air the car out for 5 minutes.

I didn't dare light a ciggie the rest of the way :lol:
 
Check this shizzle y'all:

Linky!

:D
 
The windows in my car currently... don't work and theres nothing funnier than dropping a really nasty one and watching your other half squirm knowing theres no escape!
 
Me, farts are the way forward! Bad for you to keep em in, smelly ones in enclosed environments are the best!! Laughing at the disgust the others display is more of the kick for me with that one ;)!
 
I'm sorry lads, but it's simply not polite to expect others to inhale the contents of your colon - even if they they are microscopic particles.

We ladies hold it in when in company, but men don't seem to know how to control their sphincter muscles - or they simply don't care! The only person I'll let rip in front of is Cowasaki - but as has been pointed out, he's a sick individual and my letting rip in his company is called sweet revenge! But for all others, I'll hold it in. Lads, please do the same at the York convention this weekend - hold it in, that is!
 
Anyone seen the cowboys and gas advert :lol:
 
THANKYOU for this thread.
Had a proper downer week and just watching other people laugh about farts has really cheered me up.

And yes, they are funny. I can cause the dog to leave the room.
 
cowasaki said:
Just blame the dog and send it out :)
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I would, only he normally leaves the room on his own when he drops one.... always after sniffing his own backside (Giving us approximately 15 seconds warning before death by toxins :lol: )
 
Mine are the funniest thing there is. My wife's are a different matter. ;)
 
Onion bhajis last night :lol: ho ho ho........
 
If the good Lord did not intend farts to be funny, then the noise that they naturally make would sound utterly different:

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I was arrested for farting in public once.

It was a trumped up charge.
 
cowasaki said:
:nono:
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I know, it was pretty bad, so to make up for it, I'll post a little more of this chap ;)

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I was in the Royal Mail sorting office collecting a parcel a few weeks back, there were about 10 people in a queue , in front of me were an elderly couple tutting about having to wait, it went very quiet then she let one go with a loud PARP.

I was the first to go with a snigger then the guy behind me started,I turned round and every bloke in the queue was trying to hold it in and not burst out laughing, I bet she couldn't wait to get out of there :D
 
Best moment was in the cinema a few months ago. Dropped a few silent but very potent ones. The smell was so bad that a couple in the row in front of me got up and left!

I still chuckle about that even now.
 
A number of years ago I went to see Simply Red at Old Trafford Cricket Ground, i'd been on the caffreys the night before and I couldn't stop farting, they really stank, they were that bad they were even offending me, to make matters worse it was a tightly packed all standing crowd, captive victims :D
 
inaneredstripe said:
you are very sick individuals.


keep up the good work.
loads of comments cheered me up and make me laugh.
ta.



oooh. farted.:puke::puke:
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Don't laugh too hard, you might let out a sly one. :p oooops too late :lol:
 
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Yep ... always thought TP was full of intellectual well presented group of people , glad i was miles of the mark .... as people have said on several occasions that they weren't having a good day i was the same .There's nowt like a fart tae cheer up ...My father (god bless him) could fart at will and in tune ,he was a master with the wind (excellent accordionist too)... excellent thread topic :D
 
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