who is juvenile enough to laugh at farts?

hehehe you said fart
 
Twitch, one of my workmates, climbed into the cab of my lorry this morning.
farted and climbed out again. wetting himself laughing, as he did so.
ta mate.
mind you he was getting his own back.
i deployed an SBD in my car, as i gave him a lift home last night.:lol:
still funny. and i'm 45.
 
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I did a really bad one on a plane yesterday, was biting my tounge very hard to stop myself crying with laughter. The comments from those in front and behind were priceless, all blaming each other.
 
My little lad produces farts that would make a cat faint

so difficult to keep a straight face as his mum tells him off for ripping em off at the dinner table
 
My personal favourite
Lighting a wet fart
 
Rob_W said:
Best to drop one in bed then shove her head under the covers and hold it there.
Feeling her struggle and gag as she fully appreciates the enclosed potent aroma.. :lol:

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.. otherwise known as the dutch oven :thumbs:
 
Farts are hilarious, What I have found is when I got between 14 and 18 years old, nothing like that was funny and I acted all macho and mature, then as Ive got older I realised that being mature is boring :wave:
 
i do, especially during a TP meet when the Hide is full of forummers :lol:
 
:lol:

FMSL at this thread (fart myself laughing)

I always find a good fart funny as hell. Probably the funniest thing EVER thb!!!
 
I like the long ones that take on a laughing rhythm as you laugh.

Great way to shift some of the folk in front of you at the supermarket checkout queue.
 
I let one rip in the supermarket once and a women two aisles down burst out laughing, it was rather loud :D :lol:
 
You can't beat a good trouser cough to get the giggle muscles going.
I don't know why it's funny, but it is.
Some say it's disgusting and immature. To you I say :razz: :D

Toot away!
 
I could clear a CS gas training bunker with one of mine if I've had egg butties. My favourite tactic is to let rip an absolute monster in the lift as I get out on my way home at 7am and send it back up to give the morning crew a wake up call :)
 
ahhhhh man i've had a rubbish day and this thread just cheered me right up, my stomach hurts from laughing so much :thumbs:

Keep up the good work
 
It's obviously a man thing! I hope all the men aren't going to be serving up any chewy farts at the convention in York next week!!! I have enough of that living with Cowasaki!
 
Why is it you can do the biggest loadest sneeze in the middle of a shop and nobody bats an eyelid.

Under estimate a silent fart so a slight 'parp' is audible and everybody turns around.
 
I laugh more now than when I was younger. It's turned into a game at work, name the fart; whereby you have to guess the origin of the fart, with bonus points for speed, retalliation and accuracy of counter-attack :D
 
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