who is juvenile enough to laugh at farts?

Yes. Did a best man speech a few weeks back and probably about a third of it was about them...
 
Me me me. Farts are always funny, unless you follow through.

Andy
 
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I dont mind following though. In the right situation, it can be quite emotional.

I just farted as I wrote that.
 
Really can't think of anything else funnier than a good loud trump, whether it's mines or from someone else's. It helps to relieve the pressure emotionally and physically!
 
me, its great fun to share! i do like lighting them, it makes them more entertaing for yourself and the offended people in the room.
 
I've heard it before... but never trust a fart when you're over 60
 
JDP said:
me, its great fun to share! i do like lighting them, it makes them more entertaing for yourself and the offended people in the room.
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absolutely, the first time i ever saw this i cryed laughing......lol
 
JDP said:
me, its great fun to share! i do like lighting them, it makes them more entertaing for yourself and the offended people in the room.
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Just watch out for "blow backs" :thumbs:
 
Some of my happiest chuckles have been on leaving a lift knowing I just let rip and the next person in gets the lot.

I can't crap in a public toilet without bursting out laughing when the wind whistles round the pan, and there's someone next door.

Peurile - probably. Funny - youbetcha
 
Farts are some of the funniest things in the right situation.
My favourite trick is to drop a "silent but violent" in a crowd then sidle off and watch the fall-out from a distance.
Did it in the bank this morning right next to a dottery old woman who spoke as if she had a mouthful of plums, the looks she got were priceless - quality!
 
Tazmaniandevil said:
Farts are some of the funniest things in the right situation.
My favourite trick is to drop a "silent but violent" in a crowd then sidle off and watch the fall-out from a distance.
Did it in the bank this morning right next to a dottery old woman who spoke as if she had a mouthful of plums, the looks she got were priceless - quality!
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Oh yes! :clap:
Thanks goodness for a sense of humour, it makes everything worth while :)
 
I have to laugh when accidentally it's mine, otherwise it's just embarrassing :nuts:.

Who was that famous performer, I think he was French, who could trump tunes on stage? He was very famous but died penniless.
 
just had a fart competition with my 18 yr old son.
he won on volume.
i took it on aroma.
sadly, silent farts are a skill i have yet to master.
i do enjoy dropping my guts in the warehouse at work.
then waiting for one of the other drivers to do a "walk through".
ahahahaha

yoby, i have the same problem. parp.
 
Its at the pinnacle of hilarity when you can hear someone fart while they're squeezing out a loaf, for example in a shopping centre toilet or at the gym, its a hoot!
 
chris_f said:
Its at the pinnacle of hilarity when you can hear someone fart while they're squeezing out a loaf, for example in a shopping centre toilet or at the gym, its a hoot!
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I try and make a concious effort when crapping in public loo's to fart loudly.

Just trying to do my bit !
 
Me. I laugh every time.
And you know what? I don't care. Laughter is good for the soul, and farting is good for your internal compression. :D
 
I'm a grown up, you can tell by my avatar.
 
Boys, boys, boys! How very disgusting - unless it was me who dropped on of course! ;-)

Sadly, when Mr C drops one, I can't laugh. They are SO very potent that if I laughed, I would vomit! I usually call him all the colourful names under the sun, without breathing in first.

I can laugh at this thread though, because I can't smell it!
 
Mrs Cowasaki said:
Boys, boys, boys! How very disgusting - unless it was me who dropped on of course! ;-)

Sadly, when Mr C drops one, I can't laugh. They are SO very potent that if I laughed, I would vomit! I usually call him all the colourful names under the sun, without breathing in first.

I can laugh at this thread though, because I can't smell it!
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She wont be laughing soon..... I've got one brewing :thumbs:
 
I was re-reading this, chuckling quietly to myself and accidentally slipped out a quiet one that was so bad the dog got up and wanted to go out in the rain......
hurt my cheeks grinning, then Mrs Dave just leaned over on the sofa to create what we call the "volume void" and smashed her previous 8.5 second full volume record.
I nearly wet myself before I could type this......
 
depends how phat they are
 
Well, I'm still not laughing at Mr C. He's producing some of the most radioactive trumps known to man tonight! I keep nearly vomiting and am seriously considering asking the doctor if there is anything he can give him to stop this - or it may be grounds for divorce!:gag::puke:
 
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