Just a simple, white background, item on hanger, a nice little set up so I don't have to fiddle much and can get it over and done with quickly. It won't be an ugly photo, it'll be simple
OK, this is what you don't get and why you feel everyone is having a go at you when all they are doing is advising you.
Firstly there is nothing wrong with a white background and nothing wrong with an item on a hanger.
None of this is why people are trying to knock some sense into you, and none of this is what makes it an 'ebay photo' as mentioned I shoot hanger shots for a major high street brand on a white background, for others I shoot them as flats, folded and on mannequins. The vast majority are on white backgrounds and these images are used in catalogues, adverts and websites.
These are quality commercial photos, call them simple if you want, but a hell of a lot of work goes into achieving that quality.
But now the important bit, which you don't seem to understand.
> 'so I don't have to fiddle much and can get it over and done with quickly'
Firstly you will have to fiddle, fiddle a lot. Not only getting the garment hanging perfectly, but also with the lighting. You'll continuously need to make adjustments to the lighting as you change garments, colours, fabrics. Trying to shoot with just a single set of settings is what results in 'ebay quality images' at best.
and its not quick either, not to do a proper job. Dependant upon who I'm shooting for and the exact style that they want I can shoot somewhere between about 3 - 7 garments an hour and that's with a stylist helping me. That's pretty much the industry standard, with one large chain there are a dozen of us photographers all achieving a similar speed.
Commercial photography is not easy and requires lots of expensive equipment. Just my basic lighting rig setup that I would use for clothing is in the region of £2500.00 and plus I have other lighting and plus other equipment. You not only need to change the settings on the lights between garments, but also the modifiers, use silks, bounces, flags.
So this leaves you with 3 choices.
1. Employ a genuine professional photographer.
2. Study properly, invest in all the equipment and really learn how to do things the right way. It'll only take a couple of years and about £6K if you are good.
3. Do what you want to do, buy whatever lights you want, but don't come running back because you suddenly find that they don't automatically improve your photography, just by the simple action of owning some cheap lighting.