Which food makes you fart the most?

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For me, it is Mrs Fracs home made mixed bean stew.
 
Get real. Gimp!!!!
 
Just about ALL food............I eat loads! :D
 
dinners said:
Easy winner for me

Sprouts
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Are sprouts the same veg family as cabbage, white cabbage gives me squeaky farts, whilst sprouts give the escaping gas more of a thunderous passage.
 
ST4 said:
Great thread.

Fillet beef gives me the power to clear a whole train station platform with the power of my fart.
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Well ,i figured that we needed a good laugh after some of the other threads in here. I mean, don`t criticise anyones driving, you may as well question the size of their cock.

Real ale makers me guff a lot as well, especially after six pints and a kebab on top of it. It is really funny when you can let a silent fart off in a confied space,like a bird hide.
 
fracster said:
Well ,i figured that we needed a good laugh after some of the other threads in here. I mean, don`t criticise anyones driving, you may as well question the size of their cock.

Real ale makers me guff a lot as well, especially after six pints and a kebab on top of it. It is really funny when you can let a silent fart off in a confied space,like a bird hide.
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I did that once, after a curry a mate dragged me to this posh bar, expensive place, lots of pretty girls in expensive short frocks drinking expensive colourful frocks...

anyway, at the bar I let off a proper hummer, a real silent rotten egg thing, you could see all the pretty young things pinching their noses and complainging of the smell...

Him...he says, that was you wasn't it :D

Curry is a powerful fart maker...
 
I reckon a night on the ale must be one of the top belly gurglars, :beer: especially the morning after, :hungover: but combined with a tasty ruby murray or a big mixed kebab.........mega! (y)

Summat that I do find makes me guff a fair bit, is that American cream soda/kali, with one of those Bassets liquorice sticks, which I treat myself too now & again. :cool:
 
fracster said:
I mean, don`t criticise anyones driving, you may as well question the size of their cock.
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Johnny and his friend were at school and heard the word "penis"
outside Johnny's friend asked him if he knew what a penis was.
Johnny said he didn't know but would ask his dad when he got home.

That evening, Johnny asked his dad, "Dad, what's a penis?"
His father took him into the bathroom, lowered his pants and proudly announced,
"Son, that's a penis. Not only is it a penis, but it's a perfect penis."
The next day at school, Johnny found his friend and took him into the bathroom.
Johnny lowered his pants and said, "See that? That's a penis. Not only is it a penis,
but if it were three inches shorter, it'd be a perfect penis."


Sum's it up I guess ;)
 
All these great claims of rippers yet no one its putting their hand up (or should that be down) claiming a follow through....:nailbiting:

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archangel said:
Like the queen, one does not pass wind......:p
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allegedly, HRH was in the USA at a race meeting along with US President Ronald Regan when one of the horses erm..farted

"I'm so embarrased" said HRH
"Really", said RR "I thought it was the horse!"
 
Dry roasted peanuts or onion bahjiis.

Never tried both at the same time though...
 
Our local pub used to have a fagotts and peas night every Friday, add a couple of pints of Guinness and I just wasn't nice to know
 
Guinness, fagot's AND peas!?!? :eek: Not much scope for failure eh

Bit like the pessimist @ breakfast time, who puts prunes on his Allbran! :D
 
Snails in Garlic butter..... Well I thought I was going to fart..... but I was mistaken.... ;-(

Normal food that is thermonuclear... 5 bean pasta

Steve
 
hot-ice said:
Apparently my girlfriend only releases "love-puffs" I disagree!
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It's true.
It's not a fart...it's her lower intestine blowing you a kiss :lol:
 
Trev4 said:
Our local pub used to have a fagotts and peas night every Friday, add a couple of pints of Guinness and I just wasn't nice to know
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Jeez Trev, Guinness,faggots and peas!...That is one serious mix.
 
OldCarlos said:
Guinness, fagot's AND peas!?!? :eek: Not much scope for failure eh

Bit like the pessimist @ breakfast time, who puts prunes on his Allbran! :D
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fracster said:
Jeez Trev, Guinness,faggots and peas!...That is one serious mix.
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Absolutely recommend it, beeeaaaautiful... so long as you can live with yourself after. Mind you, they say you can enjoy your own
 
bledyn125 said:
food/drink same thing isnt it ;)
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I guess but I'd not included drink.

If I did - Some of the last pulls of a real ask cask (after it shouldn't be served) would probably up there on my list ;)
 
I can't say any particular food makes me break wind more than another. Although beef based ones tends to have a bit more stamina to them.

What definitely get me going is Lager and Cider.
 
Anything from our local indian takeaway. You don't want to be in a confined space with me the next day!
 
viv1969 said:
It's true.
It's not a fart...it's her lower intestine blowing you a kiss :LOL:
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that one has been done with two gays having a lover's tiff

"I don't care how many kisses you blow me, i'm still finished with you"
 
Seeing Chris's recent addition to the talking threads thread has reminded me on the effect that haggis has on my anal eructation. Of course it could be the neeps and tatties that cause it.
 
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