What's your secret? Just for fun

[OldCarlos]

Is that "something" BRASH?

 

[u8myufo]

Is that "something" BRASH?

I thought that`s what I said

 

[Llamaman]

I thought that`s what I said

You'd said the 'star' of the photo was BRASH, but that 'something' (not specified) was stopping you...

Show us the damn photo already

 

[happygolucky]

You nosey git

 

[happygolucky]

I'm a girl.... shhh

OBVIOUSLY

 

[Llamaman]

You nosey git

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llama

They are extremely curious

 

[Al1944]

I woke up this morning with an old lady in bed with me .....................

 

[u8myufo]

You'd said the 'star' of the photo was BRASH, but that 'something' (not specified) was stopping you...

Show us the damn photo already

Only to the highest bidder

 

[Raincloud]

I have a tail

 

[B1ts]

since they are my orgasims, who cares what anyone else thinks

Erm no...they wern't

 

[POAH]

Erm no...they wern't

pretty sure when I ejaculate the orgasims are mine

 

[viv1969]

pretty sure when I ejaculate the orgasims are mine

ORGASM!!!!

 

[Nod]

Is that an order?

 

[happygolucky]

ORGANISME

 

[POAH]

ORGASM!!!!

is that what you shout at the moment of climax?

 

[Llamaman]

is that what you shout at the moment of climax?

I prefer a bit of an orgle myself.

 

[Keith W]

I don't have any big toenails

 

[the black fox]

i had a whole giant pot of blue candy bon bons last night
,bought them in the pound shop super value to
,and this morning on the loo

my poo was blue

had curry last night ,blue and yellow made made a nice shade of green today .no wonder i was good at art or was it fart

 

[DavieW]

I don't have any big toenails

Neither do I.

 

[happygolucky]

i'M NOT REALLY WHO I AM.

 

[DorsetDude]

pretty sure when I ejaculate the orgasims are mine

Even when you are faking? Impressive. So whats the difference between a real and a fake one then?

 

[Nikon_Nick]

ORGASM!!!!

I wondered who would be the the first person to break

ETA: That isnt my secret by the way.

 

[DorsetDude]

I wondered who would be the the first person to break..

wind?

 

[Nikon_Nick]

I have all 7 series of Buffy the Vampire Slayer on DVD...

 

[Nikon_Nick]

wind?

No, I knew that would be Ruth.

 

[DorsetDude]

No, I knew that would be Ruth.

Of course.

 

[Nod]

had curry last night ,blue and yellow made made a nice shade of green today .no wonder i was good at art or was it fart

If a fart is colourful, chances are it wasn't just a fart...

 

[viv1969]

No, I knew that would be Ruth.

Of course.

When you're quite done girls

 

[johnb]

My secret was that I used to have a crush on Babs from Pans People

I was 10 at the time!!!

John

 

[DorsetDude]

My secret was that I used to have a crush on Babs from Pans People

I was 10 at the time!!!

John

Is she the one with the long blonde hair? Been watching some re runs on bbc 4 and she's my favourite. #needtogetoutmore

 

[POAH]

Even when you are faking? Impressive. So whats the difference between a real and a fake one then?

if its fake there is no ejuactuate

 

[Llamaman]

I don't like photography. I don't even own a camera.

 

[DorsetDude]

if its fake there is no ejuactuate

pmsl

 

[Nikon_Nick]

ejuactuate

...come again?





sorry, couldnt resist!

 

[Cg_Girl]

I have a secret desire to post up a picture of @BRASH that I have.But something keeps telling me it would be wrong.

You've threatened that so many times, man up and do it... You know it's right not wrong

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

ORGASM!!!!

Yes yes yes!!!!

 

[Nod]

I used to be a barman at a gay pub in Glasgow. Apparently I was known as "Diamond Lil"!

 

[FlyingShrapnel]

I used to be a barman at a gay pub in Glasgow. Apparently I was known as "Diamond Lil"!

now this is where this thread should be going!

 

[JulesP]

I used to be a barman at a gay pub in Glasgow. Apparently I was known as "Diamond Lil"!

Photos please

 

[Nod]

I should add that I was being used by the company - the position I took was a trainee hotel manager but they stuck me behind the bar of the pub that the chain also owned with no intention of giving me actual training. After I got there, I discovered that there was a very high turnover of "trainee managers". I had promised myself that I would give the job (as in the advertised one) a month before making a decision and then worked a month's notice before heading back South. As a trainee, I was paid less than peanuts - the supposed training was meant to make up for the lack of monetary reward but there was no training given so I left as soon as possible. Ended up in and around the licensed trade for the next 30 odd years but rather closer to home!
Certainly an eye opener!