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It's not what cheered you up or annoyed you, but what you found out today.

I discovered that suits shrink when they are hung up for a few years.

Strange...
 
You know the research regarding Crows, Cars and trucks?
( just in case you don't)

Well I discovered today, they can't say 4x4 either ... Ooops.
 
kendo1 said:
It's not what cheered you up or annoyed you, but what you found out today.

I discovered that suits shrink when they are hung up for a few years.

Strange...
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Sit down, pet... I'll make you a cup of tea and explain the phenomenon to you.
Bless your little heart. :-)
 
The soles on my fishing wellies don't give a secure grip on wet rocks. :( Where's the dripping smiley when you need one? :eggface:
 
Cobra said:
You know the research regarding Crows, Cars and trucks?
( just in case you don't)

Well I discovered today, they can't say 4x4 either ... Ooops.
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That's some link there Cobra, although why do I suddenly feel I'm back at school again. The little Johnny one made me laugh though ........... (y)
 
Peter B said:
The soles on my fishing wellies don't give a secure grip on wet rocks. :( Where's the dripping smiley when you need one? :eggface:
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That is embarrassing aint it? ( and yep, been there done that also :D )
Peter B said:
That's some link there Cobra, although why do I suddenly feel I'm back at school again. The little Johnny one made me laugh though ........... (y)
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Glad to have been of service :thumbs:
:D
 
I discovered that no matter how much I drink I'm still the only one sober enough to do the tidying and washing up. Apparently.
 
That f***wit is not a swear word.
 
dejongj said:
That f***wit is not a swear word.
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Actually it is you can type it, but when you hit send it gets starred out.

Also if I hit edit on your post I can see the full word, useful for when someone calls someone else a c*** and claims they typed coot ;)
 
Cobra said:
Actually it is you can type it, but when you hit send it gets starred out.

Also if I hit edit on your post I can see the full word, useful for when someone calls someone else a c*** and claims they typed coot ;)
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Well not it isn't, but the forums profanity filter thinks it is. It requires an exception like Scunthorpe or penistone.
 
dejongj said:
It requires an exception
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'Fraid not. It is a swear word. And an insult to boot,
and it will remain in the bowels of the swearies directory :p
 
Cobra said:
'Fraid not. It is a swear word. And an insult to boot,
and it will remain in the bowels of the swearies directory :p
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So you are saying @Phil V lied to me? :(
 
dejongj said:
So you are saying @Phil V lied to me? :(
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LOL quite possibly, quite possibly :D

Don't tell me, he called you a f***wit, and told you it was a term of endearment?

You and I need to talk :D
 
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Today I discovered that 150+ people drinking pints of freshly poured and servrd Guinness at a harbour festival, in front of me, and my knowing that my meds mean I cannot have any alcohol, wine, beer, ale etc is more painful than sticking pins in my eye......
 
Cobra said:
Actually it is you can type it, but when you hit send it gets starred out.

Also if I hit edit on your post I can see the full word, useful for when someone calls someone else a c*** and claims they typed coot ;)
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What about Ferkwit?
 
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