What to do......

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Indecisive.....what shall I do?

1. Stay in bed
2. Stay in bed and spend the rest of the day finding faults on the forum
3. Get up make tea and toast then go back to bed and spend the rest of the day finding faults on the forum
4. Get up and go take some pics
5. Get a life.......
:)
 
Is it even possible to do #5 after joining TP?
This is true....but...I've had an idea.....how about adding option 6 of lying in bed taking pics of the computer screen show TP.......must be a winner! :)
 
This is true....but...I've had an idea.....how about adding option 6 of lying in bed taking pics of the computer screen show TP.......must be a winner! :)

No dear that would make you need #5 a 100 times more:lol::lol::lol:
 
Yeah Yeah Yeah!!.......... I've seen a few mention Bra adds but i'm not getting anything, unless i just keep forgetting to open my eyes
 
I'm currently getting offered insurance cover for a Ducati Motorbike:shrug:
 
I'm currently getting offered insurance cover for a Ducati Motorbike:shrug:


Where is everyone getting these? pop ups in the middle of the screen or another tab opening? i wonder if it depends on what browser you have maybe:thinking:
 
Where is everyone getting these? pop ups in the middle of the screen or another tab opening? i wonder if it depends on what browser you have maybe:thinking:

Just a banner at the top of the page and my bikes not even a Ducati;)
 
Nice face! Lol ... How do you post them?
( come on then what wheels you got?... Perhaps a zimmer?)?:lol:


You are now officially off my Xmas card list. Zimmer, ffs do you think I'm u8myufo??
 
You are now officially off my Xmas card list. Zimmer, ffs do you think I'm u8myufo??


You mean i was on it? awww lol.... although i notice you didn't actaually tag @u8myufo so he could see what you said about him lol
 
You mean i was on it? awww lol.... although i notice you didn't actaually tag @u8myufo so he could see what you said about him lol

I've no idea about all that tagging malarky.


Any how, I don't give a monkey's what he thinks. He knows exactly what I think of him and if I want his opinion I'll give it to him
 
I'm currently getting offered insurance cover for a Ducati Motorbike:shrug:
I'm currently being offered a medical, for off shore workers,
Now that's weird, how do they know I am on an oil rig?
 
Lady's 30D bra. If it was a 48GG, it might fit a bit better (even if I did need a pumpkin to fill the cups!!!)
 
Ok so I'm getting offered precisely......................................... nothing :(
Obviously no one loves me :'(
 
I wish I was being offered dinner, making it sounds like too much effort right now! :gag:
 
Suppose we best go and sit in the naughty corner and plan our revenge :naughty:
That can be arranged too, with very little effort :p
 
That can be arranged too, with very little effort :p


We don't need your help :p
and rest assured you are first on the hit list :thumbs:
 
Yet I'm being offered Russian Mail Order Brides :naughty: trouble is they're grey market so if I have a warranty issue I'm screwed, also as she is classed as a luxury good I'm told I have to pay VAT and duty :'( :mad::thumbsdown:
 
If she's a very luxury good, you'll be royally screwed...
 
Woe is me... I went to bed with a slight sniffle (and a glass of Rakomeli - see recipe thread :) to combat it) but woke up with a sore throat and feeling heavier than I am! Can't be real 'flu since I've been jabbed so must be MAN FLU! Since I have so little time left to live, please send cash and chocolate...
 
Not wasting chocolate if you don't have long to live....


....think I will just eat it myself :D











Hope you feel better soon!:hug:



Heather
 
I'm fairly sure my feminine side will help me through the crisis. That and the stash of chocolate left over from begging with menaces night :).
 
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