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I stood in a very long queue today, one of many, and I was totally flabbergasted by the amount of idiotic women who stand to the very last minute and then start looking for their purse, which is inside a handbag, which has an interior like the Tardis. What is wrong with people.....they know they need a purse to get their cards/cash, why wait and cause a bloody tail back like operation stack....:mad:
 
archangel said:
I stood in a very long queue today, one of many, and I was totally flabbergasted by the amount of idiotic women who stand to the very last minute and then start looking for their purse, which is inside a handbag, which has an interior like the Tardis. What is wrong with people.....they know they need a purse to get their cards/cash, why wait and cause a bloody tail back like operation stack....:mad:
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It's even worse when you are waiting for a bus, they stand there moaning because the bus is late, then they see it way off in the distance and still moan about it being late. The bus pulls us, they get on and then they start the handbag search nonsense . And while they are searching they are complaining to the driver because he was late. Then at the next stop the whole scenario is repeated :rage:
 
My wife is like the queen, never carries the money. I just pay for everything, problem easily resolved that way :)
 
Definitely faster!!!
 
archangel said:
I stood in a very long queue today, one of many, and I was totally flabbergasted by the amount of idiotic women who stand to the very last minute and then start looking for their purse, which is inside a handbag, which has an interior like the Tardis. What is wrong with people.....they know they need a purse to get their cards/cash, why wait and cause a bloody tail back like operation stack....:mad:
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What a coincidence! Just got back from Morrisons and was complaining of this myself!
One stood counting pounds and pence from a bulging purse.
Another had to think which of several cards she could use.
Another emptied her handbag on the till looking for her reward card then had to pack it all back.
Thank goodness we have wallets!
 
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There's a lot of brave posters on here, for sure
 
This is a common complaint of mine, has been for years. I stand in a checkout queue card/cash in hand, ready for action. Women just stand there then act like startled deer when they're asked to hand over the cash.

I'm not the sharpest tool in the box, far from it, but at least have your preferred method of payment ready in stead of rummaging in your sack of crap for five minutes once the cashier asks you for cash. Pretty please.
 
Oooh this won't end well :)
Gonna keep quiet here.
 
Don't supermarkets have designated tills for those with 10 items or less, to save too much queuing?
Maybe they should have designated tills for blokes? (maybe signed for `Wallet Carriers` to stave off the bacefook females outrage)

In fact, if there were a `Men's aisle` I might be tempted to go in more than my compulsory annual Christmas visit. :cautious:
 
OldCarlos said:
Don't supermarkets have designated tills for those with 10 items or less, to save too much queuing?
Maybe they should have designated tills for blokes? (maybe signed for `Wallet Carriers` to stave off the bacefook females outrage)

In fact, if there were a `Men's aisle` I might be tempted to go in more than my compulsory annual Christmas visit. :cautious:
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Ten items or fewer.

Sorry...can't help myself :-)
 
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OldCarlos said:
Don't supermarkets have designated tills for those with 10 items or less, to save too much queuing?
Maybe they should have designated tills for blokes? :cautious:
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They already do, it's called 'baskets only' :p
 
Just back from the off licence and guess what...only me and one woman in the whole place...I pick up my wine and pay within thirty seconds and then have a casual talk with the owner about the state of the economy and the disappearance of the small business on the high street...lady still can't work out whether to buy the chardonnay or the WKD... Twenty minutes later she walks up to till...(both the shop owner and I, share the all knowing glance)...watched the guy scan the items and he tells her the price (2 for a tenner) and her reply..."I suppose I should get my purse out!"...WTF...FECKIN IDIOT!!
 
archangel said:
Just back from the off licence and guess what...only me and one woman in the whole place...I pick up my wine and pay within thirty seconds and then have a casual talk with the owner about the state of the economy and the disappearance of the small business on the high street...lady still can't work out whether to buy the chardonnay or the WKD... Twenty minutes later she walks up to till...(both the shop owner and I, share the all knowing glance)...watched the guy scan the items and he tells her the price (2 for a tenner) and her reply..."I suppose I should get my purse out!"...WTF...FECKIN IDIOT!!
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And she's probably at home right now regaling her friends with the tale of the two old fkwit guys gossiping at the counter ;)
 
archangel said:
Just back from the off licence and guess what...only me and one woman in the whole place...I pick up my wine and pay within thirty seconds and then have a casual talk with the owner about the state of the economy and the disappearance of the small business on the high street...lady still can't work out whether to buy the chardonnay or the WKD... Twenty minutes later she walks up to till...(both the shop owner and I, share the all knowing glance)...watched the guy scan the items and he tells her the price (2 for a tenner) and her reply..."I suppose I should get my purse out!"...WTF...FECKIN IDIOT!!
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2 for a tenner :eek: she is cheap ;)
 
davys said:
but at least have your preferred method of payment ready in stead of rummaging in your sack of crap for five minutes once the cashier asks you for cash. Pretty please.
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There used to be a joke years ago, its no longer relevant, But,
Why are the tills at supermarkets called check-outs?
Because when the women have loaded up their shopping they have to rummage around to get a cheque out.
(I guess it works better in the states :D )



viv1969 said:
Sorry...can't help myself :)
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Well if you can't its highly unlikely that anyone else can :p
 
Cobra said:
There used to be a joke years ago, its no longer relevant, But,
Why are the tills at supermarkets called check-outs?
Because when the women have loaded up their shopping they have to rummage around to get a cheque out.
(I guess it works better in the states :D )




Well if you can't its highly unlikely that anyone else can :p
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And there was me thinking it was to check them out. No wonder they always look funny at me when I ask them to stand up and turn around. :eek:
 
I'm surprised Yv hasn't seen this thread and replied!
 
Gentlemen

Lets face it - you simply can't do without us :D
 
camerassassin said:
Gentlemen

Lets face it - you simply can't do without us :D
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There's an ancient proverb that starts "Women for breeding"... Personally, I prefer one for pleasure rather than procreation but each to his/her own!!!
 
I have a friend who has matching purses for her handbags, and is always changing bags depending what she is wearing.
She also down't believe in keeping all the cash/cards in one purse, so whenever I go shopping with her, not only do we have the search the bag for
the purse, we also have search the purse for the right card and panic when she realises she's left it in another purse and may have to use
the wrong card for what she is about to buy (she has different accounts for different things to)
I've now become a taxi service, leave her and go off on my own, meet up for lunch before we go home.
As for me...............................isn't that what pockets are for :)
 
Gremlin said:
I have a friend who has matching purses for her handbags, and is always changing bags depending what she is wearing.
She also down't believe in keeping all the cash/cards in one purse, so whenever I go shopping with her, not only do we have the search the bag for
the purse, we also have search the purse for the right card and panic when she realises she's left it in another purse and may have to use
the wrong card for what she is about to buy (she has different accounts for different things to)
I've now become a taxi service, leave her and go off on my own, meet up for lunch before we go home.
As for me...............................isn't that what pockets are for :)
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Your my kind of girl! (song?)
With pockets! :D
 
I did get caught out a few days ago - soon discovered that a prescription charge exemption card doesn't get discount at the golf club! First time I've used either since reloading my wallet after going away (that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!)
 
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