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..to the English language?

would you class this as a ****** take?

i have my wifes car for sale on ebay at the moment, its a highly modified BMW 318is

and she had this question sent to her this morning!! .

would you b e intrested in a swop 4 a 106 xsi with a vtr lump in it with kent cams cozzy blue injectors cobra buket seats sparco harneses momo stering weel oz alloys lowerd 60 mm still clears speed bumps strut brase its bin sprayed st blue so it looks a bit purple *** the light hits it its got a 3.5 strate thew stanles steel egsorst sounds grate its got mot till jan 2010 tax just ran out my dad sait its a fast moto and its alot faster then my old bmw aport from that i coudent tell you mutch more cus ay drove the car cus im band 4 a noter few months and would like a noter bmw let me no if your intrested thanks *** and some cash your way
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omg rofl lol !!!111!!!!one!!!eleven!!!!

I am 34. I still listen to relatively new music - The Killers, White Lies, etc, and wear a leather jacket.

Today a 22 year old girl at work apologised to me for giving me "Bad banter" on the delivery of some work for my team.

It took me five minutes to establish what the bl**dy hell she was on about.

Apparently "banter" now means anything from, er ... a good time ("good banter") to, er ... having work to do.

However, all of the above is still off-set by my coolness last summer, when I 'phoned my friend on a Friday afternoon after work. I connected to his voicemail just as I was walking past a bunch of teenagers, and said in my poshest voice, "Yo G. I is just hangin in me crib and wondered if you is about for some bad sessions, if you know what I mean, isn't it, don't you know?" and hung up. The look on the teens' faces was absolutely priceless.
 
Myky D said:
However, all of the above is still off-set by my coolness last summer, when I 'phoned my friend on a Friday afternoon after work. I connected to his voicemail just as I was walking past a bunch of teenagers, and said in my poshest voice, "Yo G. I is just hangin in me crib and wondered if you is about for some bad sessions, if you know what I mean, isn't it, don't you know?" and hung up. The look on the teens' faces was absolutely priceless.
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You should record that as an mp3 and post it here. :lol:
 
Hahaha yeah, well - I thought it was ace, right up until the moment I saw Armstrong & Miller, and realised the game was up. *******s.
 
Innit!
 
I'd have linked to an auction of a dictionary. Or possibly called my vet and asked whether they were able to put Chavs to sleep yet.
 
Sunds lik a bargin 2 me, innit, did u swop bruv :shrug:
 
Hopefully the Darwin theory will kick in sometime and take care of him.
 
ive just spent a few days in a high school doing some observation and i was looking at a few of the GCSE project folders. the use of local dialect in some of them was brilliant 'Laal' instead of little, my 'Mam' was another one just little things that tells you that the kids are almost definitely Cumbrian!
 
whitewash said:
my 'Mam' was another one just little things that tells you that the kids are almost definitely Cumbrian!
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Or Welsh, or East Mids (at least in the few villages I frequented)

Why is Mam such a common colloqualism?

I know in the case of Wales it is because Mam is the Wlesh word for Mum, but it is said rather a lot elsewhere too
 
Why does everyone need to "get" something when they're in a shop lately.

Can I get a cheese salad sammich please..

get....get...get..yeah you can get one help yourself, just mind this baseball bat I'm waving about.

have, you halfwit.

and, its old now but still gets right up my arse - yehyehyeh....yeh
there's an echo, I swear to god I just heard you say yeh 4 times in quick succession for no apparent reason...*SLAP*

I gotta get out of this town

I wrote To Mam on the envelope of my Mams Mothers Day card last week :lol:
 
Rob_W said:
Ahhhhh 'Chav-speak'........ bless 'em... :lol:
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Some of us understand the chav speak, it means 325cc's per minute ;)

He's telling porkies anyway, he says cams as in plural, the VTR has a single over head cam, so where is he sticking the other cam?

One thing thats worse than all this street talk is that they are no longer known by their name. They all make up street names for themselves, its stupid. In my yoof it was simple if you didnt have a funny nickname you were known by your surname.

big up ya bad self yo.
 
Mancunian Lee said:
Some of us understand the chav speak, it means 325cc's per minute ;)

He's telling porkies anyway, he says cams as in plural, the VTR has a single over head cam, so where is he sticking the other cam?

One thing thats worse than all this street talk is that they are no longer known by their name. They all make up street names for themselves, its stupid. In my yoof it was simple if you didnt have a funny nickname you were known by your surname.

big up ya bad self yo.
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Haha, mine is monkey porn.
When I was in secondary school, I was friends with this guy a year older than me, and we used to hang out at his playing video games, and literally out of nowhere one of his mates told everyone I go round his house to watch monkey porn.
and that was it! It could have been worse I suppose :p
 
"In 1997, almost half of children left primary school having failed to reach the expected level in both English and maths". -Sarah McCarthy-Fry, the Schools Minister (source: The Telegraph)
 
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