What does MILF stand for?

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You're a bit of a floozy tonight, Min!! ;)

They peeled that label from above my avatar and put it in a box in Modland.
You may be the next recipient!! ;)
 
I can think of a fair few other toppings, so i might need more than one go at em :D
 
Ooops! All over, again!!!!!! :D :lol: :D :lol:
 
wow never seen so many offers of hills :o - do get a bit tired mountain climbing, so pancakes would be my choice :p <re-written the next sentance about 10 times and it just sounded worse each time, so think I might just stop!>
 
Janice said:
My foothills...........or Ladybird's Himalyas? :D
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I have seen this thread by accident today looking for something else....
Janice!!! :razz: :D :lol: himalyas indeed!!! :eek:
 
OOh i forgot that...............Im SO sorry!!

Just jealous!!!! :D :lol:

I think we all got a bit carried away on a high that night!! :clap: :woot:

Wonderful it was!
 
Janice said:
OOh i forgot that...............Im SO sorry!!

Just jealous!!!! :D :lol:

I think we all got a bit carried away on a high that night!! :clap: :woot:

Wonderful it was!
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aaah, Janice,

no need to be jealous, you can climb my mountains if you want to!!!! :naughty: :lol:
 
Is that offer open to all would be mountaineers or do we need permission from the guardian of the mountains (Joe)? :p
 
Ladybird said:
aaah, Janice,

no need to be jealous, you can climb my mountains if you want to!!!! :naughty: :lol:
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I didnt actually want to climb them............i wanted to OWN them!!
 
I don't want to own them, well I'd have to get a feel for them first, see whats what, then I could make a decision.

This thread is going to start again isn't it? :p
 
Ladybird said:
I have seen this thread by accident today looking for something else....
Janice!!! :razz: :D :lol: himalyas indeed!!! :eek:
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By ACCIDENT??????? What on earth were you looking for? MILK?? :nuts: :naughty: :D
 
Janice said:
I didnt actually want to climb them............i wanted to OWN them!!
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You dissappoint me! :razz: :lol:

(and NO, that wasn't an open invitation to all!!!!!:p )
Matt Charlton said:
I don't want to own them, well I'd have to get a feel for them first, see whats what, then I could make a decision.

This thread is going to start again isn't it? :p
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eerrrmmm? YEP!!!
 
Jonnyreb said:
By ACCIDENT??????? What on earth were you looking for? MILK?? :nuts: :naughty: :D
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actually, I was looking for the thread about the Bedtime virus i read yesterday, eventually found it BTW, but i swear that i put BEDTIME in the search thingy and this thread came up!!! :shrug:
 
Well it wouldnt surprise me if bedtime was mentioned quite a few times!!
 
Speaking of bedtimes, I'm off to bed to play with myself (on my DS lite), got to be up (for work) in the morning at 6:30.

Have fun, laters ;)
 
I'm going back a few more pages......... :lol:

really can't believe i missed this one!
 
You're flogging a dead horse trying to revive this, Matt.

(oh, you've actually tried that...... !!!)
 
Matt Charlton I don't want to own them, well I'd have to get a feel for them first, see whats what, then I could make a decision.

This thread is going to start again isn't it?
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MILF = Music I Love Forever :naughty:


Climb eeevvvvvrrrrrrryyyyyyy mounnnnnnnnnntaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn
Oh sorry wrong thread I thought this was the music game :lol:
 
Janice said:
You're flogging a dead horse trying to revive this, Matt.

(oh, you've actually tried that...... !!!)
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If you mean sn-, rather than fl-, i believe he has :)

Fortunately, now he's married, the bestiality tendencies have left him lol :lol:
 
I actually meant "flogging" as in "spanking" .............the monkey! :D
 
I thought dressing up for you was what sealed it ;)

Hey, hang on, dead?!?!?!?!?! How insulting:|

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Ladybird said:
I'm going back a few more pages......... :lol:

really can't believe i missed this one!
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It sure does make for some interesting reading if you start at the beginning.

If you ever had a bad day....read this.

Its so full of fun.....you cant fail to be amused! :thumbs:
 
14 pages and you've all got it wrong. ;)

A guy I used to work with was a bit of a Lothario and he used to regale us with stories of his sexual exploits which were often very entertaining. He totally excelled himself though, when one night he had it off with his mother in law, but made the huge mistake of telling us about it.

Henceforth, he was always referred to as 'MILF' :D
 
so milf is also mother in law f********** - that will make a few people on here feel a little ill ;)
 
So - having looked at selected pages in this thread, has anyone started compiling a list of celebrity MILF's about whom we might have a 'debate :naughty:? Or FILF's for that matter?

With pics, of course....
 
I had heard the rumours, whispers in corners of threads about this paragon of invirtue, the 'MILF' thread. I had even considered looking for it but being of innocent tendencies, I had resisted the urge to pry into anything that was spoken about in such hushed tones, especially as it was normally accompanied by muffled sniggers.






NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!








I READ IT :eek::eek:



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WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE ME READ IT EARLIER?!?!?!?!? :nuts::naughty:
 
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