What do you do whilst on the loo?

WHow do spend your time when pinching a loaf?

  • Reading a book

    Votes: 9 16.7%

  • Use a Smartphone for emails/internet/youtube

    Votes: 23 42.6%

  • Tablet browsing for emails/internet/youtube

    Votes: 8 14.8%

  • sit still and concentrate

    Votes: 14 25.9%
  • Total voters
    54
(makes mental note NEVER to buy any portable computers or similar from the denizens of this thread!)
 
Just Dave said:
I always use bacterial soap when I wash my hands :thumbs:
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All those little critters running around :eek:
What do they do, digest the rest of the "crap" on your hands?
:D
 
I can't help but wonder why Joe seems obsessed what others do when they're on the Gary Glitter. :shrug::cuckoo:


:lol:
 
You left off an option for doing the cryptic crossword whilst ensconced. The only puzzle purposely made for "down"time in my view.
 
I read **** spouted by ********s.
 
joescrivens said:
From another thred I found it interesting that some people just sit down for a bowel movement without any reading material etc.

Myself I always either browse the net on my ipad or watch youtube etc. What do you do? just sit still in silence waiting or partake in some kind of recreational activity at the same time?
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Well let this be the last conversation I have with you on TP. Perish the thought of what you look like whilst logging in or out :gag:
 
specialman said:
It not all about having a dump though. It's the solitude, the opportunity to catch up on stuff, be it e-mails or browsing the web. I'll easily loose 30 or 40 minutes some days just chilling in my own stench. I don't have a problem doing that. I know when I've had enough when A) my phone battery is dead, B) the book I'm reading is finished, or C) I have two dead legs and can barely crawl out on to the landing.

I did hear a story about a bloke who say on the bog so long that when he stood up, his legs were dead and he collapsed and broke both legs. Not good but I bet he got a shedload of web surfing done :)
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I can relate to loss of 30-40 mins whilst surfing etc .... as that then does make my legs go numb and cant stand up (even pulled the towel rail off the wall a couple of times whilst trying to get my balance :$)

Just Dave said:
:bat:

GF: once said your going to hear the patter of tiny feet
Me: Why are you pregnant
GF: No Ive got crabs
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That did make us larf :p
 
Just Dave said:
:bat:

GF: once said your going to hear the patter of tiny feet
Me: Why are you pregnant
GF: No Ive got crabs
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Squeeze lemon juice on them dave, they rub their eyes and fall off :thumbs:
 
joescrivens said:
That's not what you said last week :naughty:
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:thinking: Well according to the Wife today, I was that bledgered last night I could not remember what I was saying then, let alone last week :cool:
 
I can't believe none of you lot take such serious business so lightly. Do you not realise that taking a very conservative average of 5 minutes per day sat on the throne for say 75 years means each of us spends 95 days of our lives lowering coils. This is far too much time to use diversions such as books, iPods, laptops etc.

It is most important for us to utilise such time for the sheer pleasure of a natural and necessary function. Concentration on the job(bie) in hand is vital for our well-being. Oh yes. Sit back, relax and enjoy the motion.
 
joescrivens said:
From another thred I found it interesting that some people just sit down for a bowel movement without any reading material etc.

Myself I always either browse the net on my ipad or watch youtube etc. What do you do? just sit still in silence waiting or partake in some kind of recreational activity at the same time?
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I generally take a turd.
 
joescrivens said:
Where do put it once you have taken it? Never had you down as a turd burglar.
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Lol, depends who's offended me recently :)
 
There should be a networking site for all the constipated out there: feacebook or s****er?
 
tiler65 said:
Just invented an new thing for Apple to sell as a rival

Faecestime ©............(should make me loads of money)

It is a shame Steve Jobs is no longer with us as he had the perfect name to develop it!
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Brings a whole new meaning to the term "**** faced" :lol:


Personally with my problems its hang on for dear life whilst making apparently highly amusing grimaces and little noises.
 
POAH said:
I can't wipe my arse till I've won at solitare in under 2 mins lol
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Arent you worried about dropping a card or two down the khazi though?:eek:

Which brings us neatly on to the phrase "drawing an ace", a euphemism for an action during this particular activity, or more precisely, at the end of it.
 
Smartphone, usually play Stick Cricket or Angry Birds.

During the week, if I have to go before going to work I get the hump :lol:
 
When I'm sat on the bog I mostly have a poo :D

Or I sit and play Smurfs Village on my Note :p
 
Not in your Poll.
But I hold my nose
 
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