What do you do whilst on the loo?

WHow do spend your time when pinching a loaf?

  • Reading a book

    Votes: 9 16.7%

  • Use a Smartphone for emails/internet/youtube

    Votes: 23 42.6%

  • Tablet browsing for emails/internet/youtube

    Votes: 8 14.8%

  • sit still and concentrate

    Votes: 14 25.9%
  • Total voters
    54
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From another thred I found it interesting that some people just sit down for a bowel movement without any reading material etc.

Myself I always either browse the net on my ipad or watch youtube etc. What do you do? just sit still in silence waiting or partake in some kind of recreational activity at the same time?
 
Read a book or surf on the ipad.
 
Unless you are visiting when you don't need to go why on earth would you need a distraction??

It's got to be a man thing...
 
-Rob- said:
I'm on the loo now. Posting from the TP App on my phone.

I often take pictures. Would you like me to post one ;)
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As long as it is a 10 stop shot of a running tap fine.:)
 
joescrivens said:
From another thred I found it interesting that some people just sit down for a bowel movement without any reading material etc.

Myself I always either browse the net on my ipad or watch youtube etc. What do you do? just sit still in silence waiting or partake in some kind of recreational activity at the same time?
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Didnt you start a post about this before Joe?
 
Nothing. If it takes you that long to have a poo, wouldn't that indicate some sort of a problem?

20 seconds between sitting down and the first wipe is all I need. :D
 
bass_junkie83 said:
Nothing. If it takes you that long to have a poo, wouldn't that indicate some sort of a problem?

20 seconds between sitting down and the first wipe is all I need. :D
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20 seconds!!! You poo within 20 seconds of sitting? You need more roughage my friend!
 
I don't think so, it's not like it isn't a good consistency. Just years of practice.
 
Facetime

It gives me a wonderful feeling of superiority.
 
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I don't think so, it's not like it isn't a good consistency. Just years of practice.
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You must almost be touching cloth!!

Sometimes Jewels on phone. My old work mate would call and say listen to this, then stick phone between legs.
 
I don't think so. I don't eat a huge amount and manage an average of three good movements a day.

This thread is bizarre.
 
Wonder why there's only one sheet left.

Then wonder why I didn't check before it was too late.
 
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dinners said:
Facetime

It gives me a wonderful feeling of superiority.
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Just invented an new thing for Apple to sell as a rival

Faecestime ©............(should make me loads of money)

It is a shame Steve Jobs is no longer with us as he had the perfect name to develop it!
 
why no multioption? Guilty of all 4.
 
bass_junkie83 said:
Nothing. If it takes you that long to have a poo, wouldn't that indicate some sort of a problem?

20 seconds between sitting down and the first wipe is all I need. :D
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20 seconds !!!!

It's a day out for me normally armed with my iPad and walking stick ?

Walking stick is used too help me walk out when legs have gone dead :)
 
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My favourite music to listen to is anything by Loo Rolls.............(geddit?)
 
tiler65 said:
My favourite music to listen to is anything by Loo Rolls.............(geddit?)
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That was a fairly bog standard answer IMO
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bass_junkie83 said:
Nothing. If it takes you that long to have a poo, wouldn't that indicate some sort of a problem?

20 seconds between sitting down and the first wipe is all I need. :D
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It not all about having a dump though. It's the solitude, the opportunity to catch up on stuff, be it e-mails or browsing the web. I'll easily loose 30 or 40 minutes some days just chilling in my own stench. I don't have a problem doing that. I know when I've had enough when A) my phone battery is dead, B) the book I'm reading is finished, or C) I have two dead legs and can barely crawl out on to the landing.

I did hear a story about a bloke who say on the bog so long that when he stood up, his legs were dead and he collapsed and broke both legs. Not good but I bet he got a shedload of web surfing done :)
 
Twitter. I'm never there for more than a couple of minutes so it wouldn't exactly give me time to read a novel. Twitter's short character limit was made for reading whilst dropping a deuce.
 
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I did hear a story about a bloke who say on the bog so long that when he stood up, his legs were dead and he collapsed and broke both legs.
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It's a bloody lie. there were inflatable slides and helicopters involved! :eek::eek:
 
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