what do you do when you are pinching a loaf?

Dropping the kids off at the pool or weighing anchor over here :) i like to read the forums on my phone whilst doing the deed :D
 
Ruin the Wife's bath, read a magazine and should it be a bad one ruin her bath some more with a quick dip and ask her to apply the grape cream as her fingers will be warm :thumbs:
 
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I can never understand why anyone would want to spend any time sitting on a toilet seat, it's uncomfortable with usually an unpleasent odour, I sit down do the business and am out in no time :shrug:.
 
its for the peace and quiet and to enjoy your poo. it's healthy to let it come slowly without lots of pushing.

the odour is somewhat pleasing when it is your own.
 
This reminded me of a cartoon I did for my former workplace a few years ago . .

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nilagin said:
Dump. It only takes a minute.
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:thumbs:


It's not a particularly attractive feature of being a human, it's certainly not a spectator sport and no jobby from any creature ever smells good. Talk Photography has just been dragged to the bowels of discussion topics (excuse the pun).

What a messed up thread :gag: (excuse the pun again)
 
gman said:
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. Talk Photography has just been dragged to the bowels of discussion topics (excuse the pun).

What a messed up thread :gag: (excuse the pun again)
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We have been dragged down before with this thread which it partners nicely :D
 
Whatever happened to man the hairy hunter? Since when did we talk about what toilet rolls we use? Man up!!!!! No wonder women despair....do you see them discussing their favourite tampon or sanitary towel?
 
stop being such a prude graham, its just light hearted banter, dont take it so seriously
 
ermmmm. reply to threads like this.lol
 
You're not familiar with the Big Yin then Joe? Prude has nothing to do with this. It's not like we are talking about farting or something, you sound like you have a rather unhealthy obsession with doing a jobby.

it's healthy to let it come slowly without lots of pushing.
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Nice mental picture, cheers :thumbs:

and

the odour is somewhat pleasing when it is your own.
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lol, you are not right in the head, whatever next, you going to describe the texture or your jobbies? There's limits when it's public! ;)
 
Can anyone remember the name of that healthy eating program where they made them do a dump in a clear container, showed the entire UK population and then proceeded to talk about it?
 
gman said:
Can anyone remember the name of that healthy eating program where they made them do a dump in a clear container, showed the entire UK population and then proceeded to talk about it?
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I don't remember what it was called but do remember watching it and it was all done in quite a jovial atmosphere without any disgust.
 
you are what you eat.

Gillian McKeith... even if she was the last woman on earth, i wouldn't. :gag:
 
I'm sure I read somewhere that sitting on the loo for excessive amounts of time weakens your arse muscles....

No idea why anyone would sit down for a dump without checking the paper situation first. Basic error that the half the population generally doesn't make.

If you want some alone time then get a shed.
 
Apart from concentrating on the job in progress, I may read a bit and have even been known to take the netbook into the throne room to catch up on e-mails, forums etc.

Due to the cat's propensity for befouling the air throughout the house when she uses her litter tray, clearing out the back room is known as making a big stinky as well as the simpler taking a dump/crap, making a poopydoop.
 
Never take anything in with me at home but work's a different kettle of fish...... I have my phone with me and play games (angry birds, stick cricket, bowman etc) and definitely take my time.

Don't get official "tea" breaks so I make toilet breaks count :lol:
 
thats quite a comprehensive list.......
 
to be fair, there are some pretty offensive and racist terms in that list, speficially related to abortion and brown babies that aren't needed.
 
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joescrivens said:
to be fair, there are some pretty offensive and racist terms in that list, speficially related to abortion and brown babies that aren't needed.
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Joe was correct in what he said and more importantly Gav you have to realize that apart from offending other members of the forum, IIRC the owners of this forum are responsible for all content that remains which is why it was swiftly removed.
 
I normally browse my phone or read something. I like to do something but take my time :lol:
 
What a simply unbelievable thread..............:lol:
 
I actually timed it, from priming the pump to clearing the flow, 30 seconds :)
 
I don't have time to do anything, I'm in and out in 2 mins.

If I'm in there longer than 2 mins fannying about with phones, its because I'm a bone idle, glass backed, work shy toss pot..


and I am.....frequently


nothing to do with taking a dump though....its just a ruse to facilitate task avoidance....:)
 
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