What a total and utter bell-end!!!!

Llamaman said:
Reeding iznt kool iz it bruv? 2 mch sick telly on.



As you can tell, I am - to quote the rapping dog - "as gangsta as an easter bonnet hat".
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Clearly u iz down wid da kidz innit!!

(I find it almost painful to write that! )
 
OldCarlos said:
I say bring back petrol pump (& diesel) attendant's! Let's start a bacefook campaign.

Jobs for the unemployed or students & for those that say it'll slow down the time in a filling station, no it won't. How often do you get stuck in the bloody queue's? mainly because some old fart can't decide which pump to use, or someone has incorrectly re fuelled, or someone blocking everyone in is buying a weeks shopping.............& there soddin credit/debit card keeps being declined!!!!!! :mad:
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Or they park next to a pump and go the cashpoint machine :mad::mad::mad:
 
Byker28i said:
At the same time whilst refuelling you're in charge of a volatile fluid used to power your car. As such you have to pay attention. For your 'accident' or inattention, worse case scenario is a fire, best case scenario is you spill fuel. Diesel spillage at a pump often goes unreported, quite difficult and annoying for the motorcyclist who follows as even the smallest amount is a slip hazard.
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:mad::mad::mad::mad:
 
Llamaman said:
Refuelling your car is like making love to a beautiful woman.
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Ahh a line from brass

I shall learn to drive the same way I learned to make love to beautiful women

How's , that

I shall practice a lot on my own

The garage I use had a sprinter in, the engine was totally smashed, conrods sticking out of the block smashed

The guy had filled it with petrol, driven it until it stopped, got the petrol pumped out , filled it with diesel, ran OK happy days

A week later he was doing 80 on the motorway when the pump exploded which threw the cambelt off and smashed the engine to bits, it was a right mess
 
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