Well that was careless

Accidentally leaving the interior light on in the car whilst spending hours wandering around the zoo.

Cue hero with leads and oodles of patience, to the rescue :lol:

you might want to get your battery checked anyway , because 5 or so hours with an interior light on shouldn't be enough to drain it right down if its holding its charge properly.
 
you might want to get your battery checked anyway , because 5 or so hours with an interior light on shouldn't be enough to drain it right down if its holding its charge properly.

Will do :D :thumbs:
 
Dear God Almighty, some of you sound as if you should be certified rather than let loose on the general public – especially you Moose!
You're a walking (barely, probably) disaster looking for a place to happen!

With so many nominations for services to Darwinism here, it's impossible to choose a winner, so you're all being given your own special Darwin Award.
 
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I already completed my services to Darwinism when age 23, while working as a greenkeeper, I was hit in the testicles by a Tee drive - this ruptured various important bits and required essentially an emergency vasectomy - this left me unable to pass my genes on , but 'fortunately' for the young ladies of the world left related functionality unimpaired ;)
 
Dear God Almighty, some of you sound as if you should be certified rather than let loose on the general public – especially you Moose!
You're a walking (barely, probably) disaster waiting for a place to happen!

With so many nominations for services to Darwinism here, it's impossible to choose a winner, so you're all being given your own special Darwin Award.

Never done anything stupid? How boring!! :D
 
I think that Ruth was just doubly unlucky
that she made an error of judgement with the staple gun,
then the midget Vampire missed her now bleeding thumb
and started chewing on her middle finger :D
 
I think that Ruth was just doubly unlucky
that she made an error of judgement with the staple gun,
then the midget Vampire missed her now bleeding thumb
and started chewing on her middle finger :D

See, the large pink snake understands :p

Phil, you just don't "get" me :lol:
 
I'd say I was to be commended for that, rather than being a failing on my part. :p

Yes, well you would, wouldn't you. :p
 
you have to be 'special' to 'get' Ruth
 
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