DeadlySmurf
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One of the guys on the boat told me this joke over the weekend:
A man accidentally feeds his parrot some Viagra, noticing what he had done he worries and thinks bout what to do. he decides to put his parrot into the frige to cool it down.
30 mins later he goes back to the fridge and opens the door. he looks at the parrot and the sweat is dripping off him, the man asks "why the hell are you sweating?"
The parrot replies "do you have any idea how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken!!"
I honestly nearly fell off the boat i was laughing so hard
A man accidentally feeds his parrot some Viagra, noticing what he had done he worries and thinks bout what to do. he decides to put his parrot into the frige to cool it down.
30 mins later he goes back to the fridge and opens the door. he looks at the parrot and the sweat is dripping off him, the man asks "why the hell are you sweating?"
The parrot replies "do you have any idea how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken!!"
I honestly nearly fell off the boat i was laughing so hard
