We need a funny meme thread!

[Tigger.ufo]

And you.... For your cheek!

Never mind his cheeks, I'd be going for other bits!

 

[kendo1]

Sorry about the font.
Fail.
I must have pressed the wrong button...


Keep calm

 

[viv1969]

Sorry about the font.
Fail.
I must have pressed the wrong button...


Keep calm

 

[kendo1]

 

[Cobra]

I'd be going for other bits!

Erm OK .......... form an orderly queue Ladies there's enough for everyone

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There are some that love to live life on the edge

 

[Marc]

There are some that don't want love to live life on the edge

FTFY

 

[viv1969]

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Are your affairs in order?
Will?
Life insurance?

 

[Marc]

Are your affairs in order?
Will?
Life insurance?

Do you care?

 

[viv1969]

Do you care?

It'll look good, during the trial, that I asked

 

[Marc]

It'll look good, during the trial, that I asked

I like your thinking.

 

[kendo1]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Skyline]

 

[frank]

Sweary word

 

[big soft moose]

You can all keep your hands away from my love button!

The way I hear it if you want to push Marcels buttons you have to blindfold a couple of birds and bring them round to his gaff so he can fondle their breasts... at least that's what Chris said

 

[Cg_Girl]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[big soft moose]

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If it floats, flies, or f***s... rent, don't buy

 

[big soft moose]

 

[Cobra]

If it floats, flies, or f***s... rent, don't buy

I assume you are referring to this

Purchasing


The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her £24.3million.

Assuming he had fun every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him £13,170 per time.

This is Heather.

On the other hand,

Leasing

New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges £2,450 per night.

This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid £4.52 million in total, for fun every night for 5 years:
(a saving of £19.8 million!).

Value-added benefits are:

•a 22 year old
•no begging
•no coaxing
•never a headache
•happily agrees to all requests
•no complaining
•no honey-to do lists
•has great Body!!

Best of all, she leaves, and comes back when asked.
All at 1/5th the cost and no legal fees.

WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN,
JUST LEASE
IT MAKES MORE SENSE

 

[Cobra]

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Someone else that likes to live life on the edge I see

 

[big soft moose]

Assuming he had fun every night during their 5 year relationship .

wait, you've been married haven't you ?, So why the f*** would you assume that ?

 

[Cobra]

wait, you've been married haven't you ?, So why the f*** would you assume that ?

It was a liberal guesstimate from the makers of that assumption

 

[viv1969]

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You, especially, better believe it.

Besides, as I am lead to believe it, you'd be unable to locate it with a wet suit and a diving helmet

 

[big soft moose]

you'd be unable to locate it with a wet suit and a diving helmet

you are probably right - the diving helmet especially would get in the way...

 

[viv1969]

you are probably right - the diving helmet especially would get in the way...

Of you reading the map you require?

 

[kendo1]

You, especially, better believe it.

Besides, as I am lead to believe it, you'd be unable to locate it with a wet suit and a diving helmet

 

[Cobra]

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There's gonna be an awful lot of guys with their "buttons" removed if Ruth ever catches up with you

 

[kendo1]

Bring it on !

 

[Nod]

Bring it on !

She'll rip it off if she ever catches you!!!

 

[viv1969]

She'll rip it off if she ever catches you!!!

Yes...she will.

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Cobra]

Yes...she will.

 

[Cobra]

Yeah back to more serious meme's

or

 

[Gremlin]

 

[jimmyjamjojo]

 

[Farmerjim]

No, not me either, some people eh?

 

[Steep]

 

[DorsetDude]