Portion sizes need to be improved a bit though!
This top tip cheered me up:
If you discover someone has not seen a very popular film, say, Star Wars, it's best to check again by asking "haven't you seen it?" And if they still say no, keep asking "haven't you?" every time they say no, in a higher and higher pitched voice, depending on how popular the film was, until they finally realise they must have seen it. And then everything is OK again.
Neither has anyone else. But I bet you've seen the Wizard of Oz, like everybody else.I've never seen The Wizard if Oz.
Neither has anyone else. But I bet you've seen the Wizard of Oz, like everybody else.![]()

Haven't you?
Haven't you?

Believe it or not - teachers are used to getting worse things than that![]()
Made me PMSL lots just now!
Apparently we as in myself,daughter and son all have a nice slice of crack after dinner.. i hate to think what the teacher is going to think
My son (age 7) doing spellings, god knows how he managed to get crack from cake, which was in a sentence he was writing
Out of the mouths of babes, but didn't you correct him and say, "That's a line of crack" ?Apparently we as in myself,daughter and son all have a nice slice of crack after dinner
Yeah....we believe you.....![]()
Out of the mouths of babes, but didn't you correct him and say, "That's a line of crack" ?
Me too, but maybe they haven't heard the saying "I before E except after C"Not sure whether it cheered me up or not, definitely made me smile.
That is exactly what my wife said, after I confirmed the spelling was wrong. Not sure why anyone is asking Johny Foreigner here; but hey, I'm a trustworthy kind of chap.Me too, but maybe they haven't heard the saying "I before E except after C"
Which I do find weird TBH![]()
As long as you don't have a camera in your handI'm a trustworthy kind of chap.
Oooo and so would I! EnjoyLuckily tomorrow night is curriculum night at the school. I'm going to have some fun.
My wife wrote that, not me. You wouldn't be able to read my handwriting. Mine is 100% GP quality.Who corrected it?
I love them a little bit.
I before E is a nonsense![]()

I have it on my Amazon box too. Genesis if you haven't already got it.I just installed Kodi on my Amazon TV. Now I have a a bigger selection of TV including the ITV Player. Kodi has opened up a whole new world to investigate, including easy access to my NAS and other devices for music, pictures and video too. And all for free.
Until you realise it's always been your money and they've just been hoarding it and not giving you any interest.A cheque from HM Revenues & Customs
Nothing like getting some pennies back from the system
Until you realise it's always been your money and they've just been hoarding it and not giving you any interest.![]()
With interest rates as they are, he probably won't have missed out on much.Until you realise it's always been your money and they've just been hoarding it and not giving you any interest.![]()