WCMUT....what cheered me up today

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It's a custard coloured blob of beemer.
But hey, if that's what floats your boat, and it's you new brashyride.....YEAY for the Brashster!!!
 
viv1969 said:
It's a custard coloured blob of beemer.
But hey, if that's what floats your boat, and it's you new brashyride.....YEAY for the Brashster!!!
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It is my new mid life penis extensiono_O
 
Nod said:
New MOT and tax on the Triumph - and a sunny day! Needed a new rear tyre but I knew that anyway. Cheeky gits gave me an advisory for a noisy exhaust! It was them that sold me the bike with that exhaust fitted! Besides,
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Bikers with loud pipes should be executed.
 
BRASH said:
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What the fk is that you rampant faggot?

I hope Mrs Brash has locked you behind that steel door for having shocking taste in cars.
 
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fracster said:
Bikers with loud pipes should be executed.
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I have straight through shotgun pipes on mine that would rattle your false teeth out. If you don't have false teeth, I'll knock out your real ones.
 
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BRASH said:
I have straight through shotgun pipes on mine that would rattle your false teeth out. If you don't have false teeth, I'll knock out your real ones.
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Not surprised, you and the other spackers.
 
BRASH said:
It is my new mid life penis extensiono_O
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Then enjoy! :-)
(Just try not to stroke it too often.....there are emmissions controls these days you know :-) )
 
BRASH said:
Better than the pile of s***e you drive about in you heemu.
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Never have I seen such a homosexual car, anything else you need to tell us? Something about closets?
 
BRASH said:
I have straight through shotgun pipes on mine that would rattle your false teeth out. If you don't have false teeth, I'll knock out your real ones.
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You know why Harley riders always have a grin on their face? To keep their fillings/false teeth in... (88" Shovelhead with truncheon stopper "baffles".)
 
ST4 said:
Taps aff!!!!

Take it up Glencoe way, nice day for it today
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Glenshee is a mite closer for me. Gotta take my ma' to Brechin today but I may venture over the Cairn o' Mount which is practically on my door step.;)
 
I like them.....although not in that colour but hey nothing a wrap can't sort....A nice chrome mirror wrap would be cool as the trees and water will just reflect so you can go as fast as possible...
 
dejongj said:
I like them.....although not in that colour but hey nothing a wrap can't sort....A nice chrome mirror wrap would be cool as the trees and water will just reflect so you can go as fast as possible...
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No chance. Other than a stereo upgrade and perhaps a remap and stainless exhaust, nothing is changing.
 
ST4 said:
Dibble will find him impersonating James Dean and it might not end so well...
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Ah, dibble, it has been a while. Better not tempt fate.:)
 
BRASH said:
No chance. Other than a stereo upgrade and perhaps a remap and stainless exhaust, nothing is changing.
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A stereo upgrade in a BMW? Ha, you'd be so lucky....Stainless exhaust, ok now you've got me interested, what engine does it have?
 
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dejongj said:
A stereo upgrade in a BMW? Ha, you'd be so lucky....Stainless exhaust, ok now you've got me interested, what engine does it have?
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I'm not going for a BMW head, looking at an mid range Alpine and probably underseat sub/s. The back box and tail pipe I believe are stainless but the front ain't. Although it does sound sweet I might get a system with a wee bit more grunt but not boy racer noisy. It has the 2.5 petrol, manual box and M upgrade body kit etc.
 
ST4 said:
Badge says 2.5 if you click the flickr link
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Badge actually says 2.3. I don't understand their numbering system. 1.8 ia a 2 litre, 2.0 is a two litre, 2.3 is a 2,5 litre and the 2.8 goes back to 2 litre. Strange.
 
BRASH said:
Badge actually says 2.3. I don't understand their numbering system. 1.8 ia a 2 litre, 2.0 is a two litre, 2.3 is a 2,5 litre and the 2.8 goes back to 2 litre. Strange.
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Germans innit...

I think its a power based system, the 2.8 is a 2.0turbo making the power of a 2.8i n/a engine. Yours is a detuned 2.5 engine making what bmw thinks is the power of a 2.3i.
 
BRASH said:
I'm not going for a BMW head, looking at an mid range Alpine and probably underseat sub/s. The back box and tail pipe I believe are stainless but the front ain't. Although it does sound sweet I might get a system with a wee bit more grunt but not boy racer noisy. It has the 2.5 petrol, manual box and M upgrade body kit etc.
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I really would not 'upgrade' the radio, it will look rank, afterall it is only a little two seater thus there is hardly any space for the soundwaves to move to except out of the door pockets and onto the street...

Likewise I doubt getting the front of the exhaust replace will provide you with anything except for an empty wallet. As a NA engine the options are limited, I know the feeling with my NA Audi....Likely the best effect will be remapping the throttle response such that it feel more lively and responds quicker, bang for buck a much better investment...

Something like this:
http://www.diesel-performance.co.uk/vehicle-bmw_z4_2.5i
Just a thought...
 
The remap and exhaust are just thoughts at the moment but the stereo needs done. The one that's installed is ok but no where near as loud as I'm used to. I'm having a prize winning car audio expert Tech have a look at it over the next couple of weeks or so to see what the options are. It will be done professionally and not by the ham fisted git that is me.:D
 
And when we hear him will it be Vera Lynn on the wireless or the straight six exhaust tones....
 
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Will we hear @BRASH coming first or see him...

This is not going to be a conspicuous car.
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As it is with that colour, you'll see me before you see me:D
 
dejongj said:
And when we hear him will it be Vera Lynn on the wireless or the straight six exhaust tones....
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Nah, more likely to be Eek a Mouse or Mikey Dread:D;)
 
LOL Well that is one stereotype confirmed then :p I've visions of the smoke wallowing out of there as well...On that note, want to buy some :)
 
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dejongj said:
LOL Well that is one stereotype confirmed then :p I've visions of the smoke wallowing out of there as well...On that note, want to buy some :)
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Don't do drugs, NPS, alcohol or tobacco. Life's too short to f*** it up anymore than it is already.
 
ST4 said:
Should be made illegal IMHO
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A lot of them are because the contain drugs but I can't get my head round why the hell somebody would want to fire totally unknown substances into themselves.
 
Cannabis should be legalised, IMHO.
 
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