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Due to the imminent emigration of our present DINKLE SPOTTER a position has become available for a trainee DINKLE SPOTTER.

THE JOB
Spotting Dinkles

The remuneration -:love: of the job

Holidays -4wks unpaid

Training-online

THE APPLICANTS

Must be :naughty: :nuts: :cuckoo:

Will have big shoes to fill

A basic knowledge of Dinkles and Dinkle behaviour is not a requirement but would help in securing this position.
 
What`s a dinkle. (Yes I realise I`m opening myself to ridicule here!)

And should I be afraid to ask?
 
... I'd do a google search.. should "reveal" all
 
Shouldn't we also be looking for "hands on" experience ???





;)
 
Hmmmm...I wonder if I could apply as an apprentice??? :thinking: :D :lol:
 
From the urban DICtionary :lol:

"1. The Brand of Marching Shoes used by Blooomsburg Marching Band.
- Two different kinds used:
1. Glide (worn by "Playing" members (people with intstraments))
2. Stinger (worn by Guard (Flags and Majorettes))

Usually comming in BLACK only, "

Hope this helps? :D
BTW there are others but this is the only printable one :lol:
 
madmitch said:
Due to the imminent emigration of our present DINKLE SPOTTER a position has become available for a trainee DINKLE SPOTTER.

THE JOB
Spotting Dinkles

The remuneration -:love: of the job

Holidays -4wks unpaid

Training-online

THE APPLICANTS

Must be :naughty: :nuts: :cuckoo:

Will have big shoes to fill

A basic knowledge of Dinkles and Dinkle behaviour is not a requirement but would help in securing this position.
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Oi! I haven't gone yet, and with 'imminent' meaning in about the next 18 months. You don't get rid of me that easily.... I know where to find you all, so I can still Dinkle spot from Canada - you have been warned :p

Oh, and a basic knowledge of dinkles is an absolute MUST :lol:
 
Yeah but we need to be ready for your departure, lots to learn and live up to.
 
Erm, excuse me but you won't be spotting any dinkles other than mine thankyou very much :p
 
spoil sport
 
minimeeze said:
:gag: Ewwwww... no thanks

Sorry peeps, but the job of Dinkle spotting is all mine - even when I'm in Canada :p
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Dont forget to take a fresh supply of rapid markers. I've heard that they are difficult to come by over there and drawing the spots with a biro ..... ? :suspect: :nuts:
 
minimeeze said:
Oi! I haven't gone yet, and with 'imminent' meaning in about the next 18 months. You don't get rid of me that easily.... I know where to find you all, so I can still Dinkle spot from Canada - you have been warned :p

Oh, and a basic knowledge of dinkles is an absolute MUST :lol:
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Eh!!! What!!!

Since when? And where in Canada?
 
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