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Thought I'd try a Viagra tablet last night.
Damned tablet got stuck in my throat











































































Now I've got a stiff neck.
 
nilagin said:
Yeah me too.
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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
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The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

Dave
 
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A lorry load of Viagra has been hijacked.......









......they are looking for bunch of hardened criminals! :lol:



:coat:
 
I bought some of those new Viagra eye drops the other day...


They don't half make you look hard


:coat::coat::coat:
 
:lol:
 
All Drugs have a generic name.
Tylenol is Acetaminophen
Advil is Ibuprofen
Penicillin is Amoxycillin And so on...

What's the generic name for Viagra?
Mycoxafailin
 
I take half a tablet each night....


Stops me rolling out of bed

:bonk:
 
Whats the difference between light & hard ?













You can go to sleep with the light on


:)
 
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