Viagra

[realspeed]

'Viagra' is now available in tea bags.


It doesn't enhance your sexual performance

but it does stop your biscuits going soft.

 

[Cobra]

That's a hard pill to swallow if you ask me.

 

[Ian D J]

Whenever I have a headache, I usually have a nice cup of tea to relax me. Does that mean I'll end up with a stiff neck?

 

[Nod]

Only if the pill gets stuck in your throat.

 

[nigpd]

I've got Viagra eye drops............. They don't do anything for my sex life, they just make me look hard

 

[mex]

My dog stole a viagra and now he really has got a bone.

 

[Cobra]

A sad story about that stuff

A mate of mine took a couple to spice up his sex life.
Unfortunately, he had a heart attack and died, "mid session"

It was 2 weeks before they could finally nail down the coffin lid.

 

[BRASH]

That's a hard pill to swallow if you ask me.

...and I thought you'd be a spitter

(Think about it, quite clever really)

 

[Cobra]

...and I thought you'd be a spitter

(Think about it, quite clever really)

Oh yes, I did get it, and I think on the SCALE
of 1-10, its deserves a <groan>

 

[Ian D J]

I hear Pfizer has got broken into and a whole consignment of viagra has been stolen last night.

Police are now on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals.

 

[arclight]

This viagra stuff bores me stiff.

 

[DorsetDude]

Its pharmaceutical name is myccoxafloppin

I hear Pfizer has got broken into and a whole consignment of viagra has been stolen last night.

Police are now on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals.

May be best not to attempt a cartoon of that one Ian!

 

[DorsetDude]

"Would you like some breakfast, darling?" said the wife to her husband.
"No thanks," he replied. The Viagra has taken away my appetite."

"How about some lunch?" suggests the wife a few hours later.
"The Viagra still hasn't worn off, so I'm still not hungry."

"Well, would you like some supper?" the wife persists some time later.

"Still don't fancy anything to eat" replies the husband.

"Well you are going to have to get off me" says the wife. "Because I'm bloody starving!"

 

[arclight]

One of the unrecognised values of viagra is that it stops you rolling out of bed.

 

[talras]

Pmsl at all of em.

There is an alternative pill on the market for those interested. Ir's called 'mycoxaphloppin'! ;-)

 

[DorsetDude]

Its pharmaceutical name is myccoxafloppin

Pmsl at all of em.

There is an alternative pill on the market for those interested. Ir's called 'mycoxaphloppin'! ;-)

Erm... when you say "all of 'em"...

 

[talras]

lol - sorry buddy. I was viewing on my phone and missed the first part of your post. :bonk: