Vets

[Doc]

Two dogs are at the Vets. First dog says to second dog "why are you here" "Im being put down" says the second dog. "What did you do" asks the first dog. "Bit the postman" replies the second dog "so why are you here " "well" says the first dog "My mistress was in the shower and she bent down to pick up the soap and I err......well you know" "Blimey"says the second dog "so shes having you put down for that"

"No" replies the first dog "She's having my claws clipped"

 

[Matt Sayle]

 

[ekimeno]

Oh that one hit my funny bone

 

[inaneredstripe]