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You know those humorous defintions they come up with on 'Im sorry I havent a clue' radio show?

Like:

Innuendo - an Italian suppository

Cabinet - a trap for taxi-drivers

Coconut - mad about hot chocolate

Ostracised - to be innoculated against Ostriches

Well, I think I've just come up with one:

Optimist - fogged up spectacles

what do you think?
 
LOL

how about:

Supposition - the posture adopted at a wine-tasting

Testimony - The cost of a sex change female-to-male
 
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:D
Defeatist - a retired podiatrist
 
Distill - make derogatory remarks about a cash register
 
Cobra - manages the boobs in the business
 
nicking a mates one:

Submarine: Lend a friend in the SBS £20


Indignation - A country where everyone lives in a bedsit
 
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LOL love the second one

European - relieving oneself
 
On a roll here I tell ya:


Defecation - a holiday for the hearing impaired

Juniper - Israelian child

Hungerford - car driven by bulimics.
 
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Countryfile - rough adjustment...
Dickens - all good things do!!!
 
I think they actually broadcast this on I'm sorry I haven't a clue.....................

Countryside ........................ The ritual murder of Piers Morgan.
 
Farmerjim said:
I think they actually broadcast this on I'm sorry I haven't a clue.....................

Countryside ........................ The ritual murder of Piers Morgan.
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:D

Rampart - a male sheep's penis
 
Cacophony - dirty calls.
 
What about this one. (It would fit in the grammar thread too).

Benign..............What you be after you be eight.
 
Degustation - act of opening the windows after breaking wind.

Interred - Still occupying the lavatory
 
Yosemite - calling out to someone who looks a bit Jewish :exit:
 
Race horse - where the Kinks got their songs from.
 
Cannelloni - A narrow boat for one.
 
Crucifix - Religious super-glue.
 
With intent - a purposeful camping holiday
 
Come on Chris stop cutting and pasting from here

Warbling - Tacky jewellery donned prior to battle.

Conundrum - Percussion instrument played by fictional Cimmerian warriors.

Battery - A pipistrelle roost
 
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Pandamonium:......A private club where pandas gather to complain about the state of the world.
 
viv1969 said:
Pandamonium:......A private club where pandas gather to complain about the state of the world.
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:LOL:

Confirmation - why you should think twice before buying from grey importers

Delivery specialist - someone who resprays stolen comercial vehicles
 
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viv1969 said:
Pandamonium:......A private club where pandas gather to complain about the state of the world.
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Jeremy Hardys version (one show last week) for that one was: A musical instrument that refuses to breed in captivity.
 
Expert - a has been under pressure (the old ones are the best, as the actress said to the bishop)
 
Paucity .....................Liverpool

(OO-er, might have done a Boris Johnson there!)
 
Liverpool - an NHS transplant lottery for recovering alcoholics
 
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