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sunday night at midnight, my dogs went mental.
shouted the usual SHATTAAAAP.
all of a minute later , my lad shouts."mum, wheres dad just gone in the car?"
"dads here in bed. oh b******"
he looked out the window as my old escort drove away.
been all day at a wedding and must have forgot to put the HUGE steering lock on it.
old fords being about as secure as a wet paper bag, some little b******s had knicked it.
mrs rang plod and i tore of out in wifeys car.
but its gone.
cops were up in no time, and even bumped into one looking for it. even saw helicopter out.
but its dissapeared.
oh well. i said i should use my yamaha more for work.
mark.
 
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That's bad news - sorry to hear that -i hope they get the scumm that....

our dogs are good at stuff like that - i always try to see what they are barking at(tend to look at the car first) before telling them off, but i know what you mean.

i had a ford broken into a few years ago - they all but bent the steering wheel in half trying to get the bar i bolt onto it off - they had hot wired it and broke the steering lock - the only thing that stopped them was the security bar - they do work (sorry i know this does not help you)
 
If they put as much effort into sneaking out in the middle of the night and nicking cars from honest people as they could do in a proper job they wouldn't have to nick cars. Scumbags.

Im not a fan of corporal punishment but they need to be nicked by the modern day version of gene hunt!
 
Horrid news. Any pics of the actual car?
 
MichaelPlace said:
Im not a fan of corporal punishment but they need to be nicked by the modern day version of gene hunt!
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Thats the problem, they know they can get away with everything. THe ASBOs are crap too they are just a status symbol too the scrotes. My mum would deck me if i got in trouble with the cops!
 
Sorry to hear that.
I know it would be a shame (for the car), but wouldn't it be justice if they were involved in an acident with another joy rider and they all ended up as toast.
 
Geordi69 said:
Sorry to hear that.
I know it would be a shame (for the car), but wouldn't it be justice if they were involved in an acident with another joy rider and they all ended up as toast.
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Toast that I would smear my pot of satisfaction-butter all over.

That really sucks mate.
I think I'll be buying a steering lock when I get my ford!
 
Geordi69 said:
Sorry to hear that.
I know it would be a shame (for the car), but wouldn't it be justice if they were involved in an acident with another joy rider and they all ended up as toast.
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Scum on toast... Sounds good to me.... I just hope they suffer :annoyed:
 
They won't though. Even if they find the car they won't use forensics to track them, if they manage to literally catch the little scrotes in the car then they'll get banned for a year and a one month supervision order.

Not blaming dibble, it's all the fault of the government and the magistrates/judges :(
 
h4rri said:
...if they manage to literally catch the little scrotes in the car then they'll get banned for a year and a one month supervision order.
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I thought the usual punishment was a holiday in Portugal?

I was sent this recently:

FOLLOWING the news that a young car thief has been sent to Portugal on holiday, tough new sentencing guidelines have been circulated to magistrates. The aim is to ensure consistency between courts in different parts of the country. Details of proposed sentences are as follows:-

MUGGING; Day trip to Brighton or Alton Towers. Magistrates will be allowed to use their discretion.

CRIMINAL DAMAGE: Two days at Euro Disney for first offenders, up to a week for those with previous convictions.

ARSON: Two weeks at either Disney World in Orlando or Disneyland in Los Angeles. Offenders sent to L.A. will be entitled to Club Class travel.

BURGLARY: Ten-day break in the Seychelles, to include snorkelling and wind-surfing.

AGGRAVATED BURGLARY: Two weeks in Jamaica, half-board. Offenders will be provided with spending money but will be expected to buy their own drugs.

GBH: Minimum of two weeks in Hawaii with Page Three girl (subject to availability), followed by rehabilitation at water sports centre in Tahiti.

MURDER: Three-in-a-bed sex session with supermodels of defendants choice on Caribbean island to be decided by court. Condoms not included. All prisoners to be accompanied by at least three social workers, four probation officers, hairdresser, personal diet and Japanese masseuse.

In addition to the above tough sentences, the Government has also issued new sentencing guidelines for motoring offences:

NO TAX DISC: £10,000 fine.
FAULTY BRAKE LIGHT: Fifty Lashes.
SPEEDING: £5,000 fine for every one mph over the limit. Plus fifty lashes.
DRIVING IN BUS LANE: Three years in prison.
SPEEDING IN BUS LANE WITH FAULTY BRAKE LIGHT; Life imprisonment
DRINK DRIVING: Hanging, to include drawing and quartering.

Late last night it was revealed that the Government had decided to end its controversial-policy of allowing prisoners to be transported by Group 4 Security. The contract has instead been awarded to Club 18-30.
 
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Mark, maybe a trip down the "desert" is needed. It's only down the road from you and is a favorite place for torching cars. I suspect your insurance will not pay out for six weeks unless the remains are found.

Good luck
 
Flashman said:
I thought the usual punishment was a holiday in Portugal?

I was sent this recently:

FOLLOWING the news that a young car thief has been sent to Portugal on holiday, tough new sentencing guidelines have been circulated to magistrates. The aim is to ensure consistency between courts in different parts of the country. Details of proposed sentences are as follows:-

MUGGING; Day trip to Brighton or Alton Towers. Magistrates will be allowed to use their discretion.

CRIMINAL DAMAGE: Two days at Euro Disney for first offenders, up to a week for those with previous convictions.

ARSON: Two weeks at either Disney World in Orlando or Disneyland in Los Angeles. Offenders sent to L.A. will be entitled to Club Class travel.

BURGLARY: Ten-day break in the Seychelles, to include snorkelling and wind-surfing.

AGGRAVATED BURGLARY: Two weeks in Jamaica, half-board. Offenders will be provided with spending money but will be expected to buy their own drugs.

GBH: Minimum of two weeks in Hawaii with Page Three girl (subject to availability), followed by rehabilitation at water sports centre in Tahiti.

MURDER: Three-in-a-bed sex session with supermodels of defendants choice on Caribbean island to be decided by court. Condoms not included. All prisoners to be accompanied by at least three social workers, four probation officers, hairdresser, personal diet and Japanese masseuse.

In addition to the above tough sentences, the Government has also issued new sentencing guidelines for motoring offences:

NO TAX DISC: £10,000 fine.
FAULTY BRAKE LIGHT: Fifty Lashes.
SPEEDING: £5,000 fine for every one mph over the limit. Plus fifty lashes.
DRIVING IN BUS LANE: Three years in prison.
SPEEDING IN BUS LANE WITH FAULTY BRAKE LIGHT; Life imprisonment
DRINK DRIVING: Hanging, to include drawing and quartering.

Late last night it was revealed that the Government had decided to end its controversial-policy of allowing prisoners to be transported by Group 4 Security. The contract has instead been awarded to Club 18-30.
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Too close to the truth to be funny, but it is :lol::lol::lol:
 
dave. my thoughts exactly. the desert and the old lane leading out to the
A614 are the favs. at one time there were around twenty burnt out cars down there.
will have to get onto the insurers again tomoro.rang em on monday. i reckon theyre hoping it will turn up.
i,m fully comp.so may get a few hundred out of the tight gits,
an 85000 mile s reg escort aint gonna be worth much.
ive realy enjoyed using the bike for work ***. may even put my old 250 back on the road, and not bother with four wheels for a while.
then look for something with a little engine. cheap runabout for the go to work motor .
the wife has a nice rover we tend to go out to the weddings in.
dont think i have a pic of the car. just transport , so didnt realy bother.S242RDB dark green zetec escort if anyone sees it about. unlikely.
now if theyd had one of the bikes , i would have been looking for someone to mess up, badly.:bat:
thanks for the symapathy folks.makes me feel a lot better:thumbs:
i liked the funnies too.
 
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