I think you should have beer and get an early night, you must be worn out. To be fair, this is mostly a friendly and helpful forum and there are lots of off-topic threads asking or giving advice about cars, plumbing etc. However there are also a lot of old lags on here (as you can tell from the messages total) who obviously know each other well, including in real life, and I think they sometimes get stir-crazy and go off-piste (to mix metaphors) -- maybe off-p***ed would be right ;-) but taken over all it's generally well-balanced.
(Edit, apparently I'm not allowed to say p155ed!)