True or False

False - I'm not that cruel! It's too chuffing cold down here for cold showers.


VVV Carries a camera all the time.
 
True....Even if it's the little Noink P & S

VVVV now has a mental image of BSM in a cold shower :eek:
 
viv1969 said:
True....Even if it's the little Noink P & S

VVVV now has a mental image of BSM in a cold shower :eek:
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True:puke:

:D

Vvvvvvvvv loves chocolate cake
 
True-ish
Afternoon Scottie :D

VVVV Should be doing something other than checking OOF :lol:
 
viv1969 said:
now has a mental image of BSM in the shower :love:
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Fixed that for you ruth - and don't blame yourself, most ladies do

and true , i should be building shelving , time for more action and less talk in the screwing department

NP is the twerp who put three dead batteries back in the rechargeable drill case, instead of charging them :annoyed:
 
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False

Not me...I'm not allowed near power tools due to a previous "incident" :lol:

NP Sympathises that Ruth may not have to work tomorrow....What a hardship :lol:
 
big soft moose said:
its because the usual recipient/victim of these desires is currently in morroco , its like we are missing a little something :lol:
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LMFAO If she's in Morocco...Maybe she's the one only missing a LITTLE something ;)
 
yeah after finding out that i'm married, she's had to travel far and wide in the hope of finding another man as handsome, charming, and modest as me
 
big soft moose said:
yeah after finding out that i'm married, she's had to travel far and wide in the hope of finding another man as hung like a hamster as me
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Fixed that for you Pete ol' buddy :D
 
hamsters are actually hung pretty well by comparison with their total body size , so you could be onto something there - I originally got nicknamed moose at college , due to being a giant horny animal (the 'big soft' bit came later with age :lol: )
 
big soft moose said:
hamsters are actually hung pretty well by comparison with their total body size , so you could be onto something there - I originally got nicknamed moose at college , due to having a face that looks like it's been hit by an SUV
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Fixed that for ya too Peter....Really, your typing is dreadful today :D :wave:
 
True (re Ruth and a possible snow day tomorrow!)


VVV Is trying to picture BSM (~6'6") stood beside Yv (5'not many"!)
 
she'd need a set of steps - theres no way i'm going down on one knee , as it could well be misinterpreted

NP suspects that ruth may edit the sentence above, due to her feelthy mind :lol:
 
True!! I would hate to disappoint :D

big soft moose said:
she'd need a set of steps - theres no way i'm going down, as it could well be misinterpreted
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VVV Thinks I'm a good girl for trogging out in the snow to go get beers for HWMBO whilst he watched the footy.
 
False! You really shouldn't encourage such laziness! GYOFB would be the response I would get if I were to make such a request and rightly so. Of course, you may have made the trip purely out of the goodness of your heart (or, more likely, you want something from him!!!)


VVV Had a good lunch and so will only have a light evening meal.
 
False....No lunch and dinner is on as we speak.

There may have been a bottle of wine in the trog for yours truly :D

VVVV Will guess is my wine red or white?
 
False - rosé! (Well, Lambrini girls have more fun!)

VVV Has tried to be vegetarian.




(And that's me away - wife's home from the studio so it's her time now!)
 
False...not tried...was...for several years :)

And wine is RED ya cheeky b****r...........Have a great evening :D

VVVV Will now guess what's for dinner/
 
False I know what's for dinner I'm cooking it :D

VVVVV is having roast beef like me
 
True! Well, beef in red wine :)

VVVV wishes the snow would stop for me (please?)
 
So true up to my knees here...pah

next poster is not working and being lazy :gag:
 
False!!! I Wish it were true.

NP fancies a cup of cocoa :D
 
True (well, Suchards hot choc, courtesy of Tassimo!) - was just about to pod one up when I spotted summat on TV which has prompted...


VVV Wants to peel that zebra print of Miss RR (C4, Countdown, now)...
 
Didn't see it, but can imagine I would

The next poster would like a P please Bob!
 
True

Ahhhhh that's better.


Vvvvvvvv is glad they are indoors.
 
True


VVV Wishes they had had a full English breakfast.
 
False, but a bacon buttie would go down a treat :)

VVV Would get me one if they could :D
 
true - hmm breakfast in bed :naughty:

np thinks i should concentrate on my work :lol:
 
TRUE !!! :eek:

VVV Suspects BSM is getting more frustated by the day :lol:
 
viv1969 said:
TRUE !!! :eek:

VVV Suspects BSM is getting more frustated by the day :lol:
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True.

Vvvvvvvvv thinks moose will be happy when his special friend gets back from her holidays :naughty:
 
True.

VVVV thinks that we won't hear from Pete for a while when said 'special friend' returns :D
 
False.

VVV Hopes Pete doesn't take too many portraits (of special friends or others [although one of his dog is permitted!]) with his borrowed toy!
 
True :)

VVVV thinks it was forgivable for me to be happy to see the driver who cut me up on the drive home, 'parked' in a ditch about half a mile further up the road.
 
given that i had the same thing yesterday - definitely

NP wants the snow to stop
 
Ummm...False?

No more snow here and that that there was is thawing nicely now...Sorry

VVVV Agrees I should be hiding from BSM's withering reply now
 
False. Given that god's shedding his blasted dandruff again, it's my withering reply you should hide from (although withering isn't my style!)


VVV Thinks I should get up and out.
 
True-ish

It's still snowing Nod :eek: Disappearing here now thankfully.

VVV will decide what's for dinner at Ruth's house tonight....Chicken or Fish.
 
False - revisit your veggie times!


VVV Is tempted to.
 
False I'm a meat eater

Vvvvvvv thinks that sounds a little rude.
 
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