True or False

True, not had a coffee yet.

The person below me likes to be known as Dorothy at the weekend.
 
True
The poster below keeps looking up my skirt
 
true. Well, I didn't expect to see THAT!

The person below me likes the cut of my jib
 
I doubt it!

The poster below me wishes they were going back to bed like me.
 
False :D

I am however, thinking that Pooley is a lot more than a "bit wrong" if his answer was to the pre-edited question :gag: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The person below is now wishing that they could read the pre-edited post ;) :p

This person several below is also wishing he could read the original post!!! I knew there had to be an upside to being a mod!
 
And true! Wouldn't do much good though - the carpet fitters are laying underlay with all the staple hammering that involves (stairs, landing and bathroom, all very adjacent to my pit!)

The poster below wants to drive my car!
 
False! (Not aware of any sleep rivalry...)

The person below is stealing time from work to be here!
 
True "teehee"

The next person will be eating dinner earlier than me
 
Depends! If you eat at the "normal" Med. dinner time (IIRC, you're in Spain?), true.

Next poster will have a bath/shower within 2 days!
 
true!

The next poster would like to throw a tomato at my face

I thought somebody already had :shrug:
The poster below me is in for a kinky time tonight.
 
No bloody chance!

The poster below me has a kinky Afro.
 
False - #1 buzz cut and it's straight when long.

vvv is getting hungry.
 
False - #1 buzz cut and it's straight when long.

vvv is getting hungry.

True....Been hungry for days :)

The person below will one day rule the world.
 
False! I'll rule the universe!

The person below has already book their summer holidays

Damn, I was hoping that Elmo would post :(
 
False - they are pretend dogs, collies are the one true hound

the person below finds me shockingly attractive
 
False you look like a ..............................Moose or a shark head miacat!
Next person to post likes Jelly babies?

Luigi the Lurcher and Ted the Terrier are on the next train..... Be afraid, be very afraid.

True, I quite like jelly babies.

The next person likes steak blue.

And for the record the only true hound is an Irish wolfhound.
 
True
the next person "wastes" far to much time on TP
;)
 
TRUE!

The next person wears glasses because they're too wussy to try contacts.
 
Both the above are true :D

but the next person likes snakes anyway :D
 
True - the next person below is a bit miffed that TP may go down this evening (oo-er) and they may have to converse with their significant other or watch crap on TV
 
False - I'm going to bloody bed in anticipation of being woken up at stupid o'clock by boy child.

The next poster is God.
 
false, i am merely god like in my looks and charm

The next person is shorter than your average hobbit
 
false. I'm a towering 5'7" (and a half)

the person below has got terrible wind tonight.
 
false. I'm a towering 5'7" (and a half)

the person below has got terrible wind tonight.

True, I always have wind, ask the wife. :lol:

The next poster has feet larger than a size 12.
 
true - i have had all day , farting in meetings is a bad career move IMO

edit too slow , so thats false on the feet , i'm an 11

the person below had a doner kebab for tea
 
False - roast chicken and trimmings whilst "Samelia" slept like logs...

THe next person will have a better nights kip than me...

If you disagree pm me your mobile and I'll give you a call when they wake at 2.30-3am!
 
Lynton said:
False - roast chicken and trimmings whilst "Samelia" slept like logs...

THe next person will have a better nights kip than me...

If you disagree pm me your mobile and I'll give you a call when they wake at 2.30-3am!

False, I'm working nights :)

The person below me fancies David Cameron :)
 
False. :cuckoo:

The person below nicked sweets when young from Woolworths. :nono:
 
Cuddy said:
False. :cuckoo:

The person below nicked sweets when young from Woolworths. :nono:

Ermmm true , how did you know.

The person below is having eggs for breakfast
 
False, Breakfast is for Girls, although I am very fond of Eggs.

The person below was once caught doing something He/She was not supposed to be doing :naughty:
 
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