True or False

True(ish)

NP wants to take ruth for a spin in the jag - chicks like that kind of thing :lol:
 
False!
Ruth can drive herself :p

NP definitely wants to help Ruth now....I mean come on folks......
 
false

and scott , matchbox cars when you are four don't count

NP is ruth and really fancies the idea of a spin in the new motor :) (out into the countryside , to find a secluded parking spot :whistling: )
 
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b****r......too slow
True

Pete, the Porsche was very real :)

NP is Nod
 
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No offence to Ruth but a) it's a long way to go (or come) for a ride, b) I have my very own tall, beautiful blonde (who does rather like being wafted around in it!) and c) IIRC, her boss has one and she sometimes gets to drive it herself! So false!

VVV Wants to change the subject (and this one is hungry - he hasn't eaten since 6!)
 
big soft moose said:
false

and scott , matchbox cars when you are four don't count

NP wishes we'd move on from making lewd remarks about ruth :)
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Never had toy cars when I was little but Ruth can vouch for my Porsche :naughty:

Vvvvvv is still Ruth.
 
Too slow! True. Last Q stands!
 
pepi1967 said:
Never had toy cars when I was little but Ruth can vouch for my Porsche :naughty:

Vvvvvv is still Ruth.
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The major problem with porches is that they don't have back seats -so one of you winds up breaking a rib on the gear stick

Nod, with the experience of age , bought a four door :suspect:
 
There is a 4 door Porker now but it's uglier than an ugly thing when one is stone cold sober! (Panamera).

Best let the thread get back on topic - wouldn't want it to degenerate into pure banter!!!:D
 
big soft moose said:
The major problem with porches is that they don't have back seats -so one of you winds up breaking a rib on the gear stick
Nod, with the experience of age , bought a four door :suspect:
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Nonesense.....Ways and means :p
 
Next poster thinks its brew time and votes BSM to put kettle on.
 
yeah - you use the bonnet instead , but thats asking for an indecent exposure arrest :naughty:
 
pepi1967 said:
Next poster thinks its brew time and votes BSM to put kettle on.
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True

unfortunately theres only enough for me and the team have hidden the biscuits

NP wants to steal me a packet of jaffa cakes from the staff room tuck cupboard
 
I've seen the state of the mugs in the office and I'll pass on the Jaffas too (Diabetic, see?!) So False!

Next person would rather have what I've just served than what I'm having.
 
big soft moose said:
True

unfortunately theres only enough for me and the team have hidden the biscuits

NP wants to steal me a packet of jaffa cakes from the staff room tuck cupboard
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False I would have eaten them before I even left the staff room.

No evidence :p

Vvvvvvvvv wants to know where I hid the empty box :| and yes it does sting. :'(
 
Porker Turbo with the whale tail spoiler!!! Bonnet's far too low.
 
viv1969 said:
Naaaah. You sir, have no imagination :lol:
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False

but pretty much since ive been able to drive , ive had my own place , so ive never been much on uncomfortable bunk ups in cars

NP wants to take ruth parking so she can demonstrate the technique
 
False! Although my failing was CDM. 400g bars! Had to eat them in one sitting and then easiest to replace the whole thing. Hence the problem mentionned in #416!


VVV is eagerly anticipating lunch.
 
False

Ive found the biscuits :clap:

NP doesnt think nod read the post above his properly
 
False - crossed posts!

VVV Doesn't think Pete will share the biccies!
 
Nod said:
False - crossed posts!

VVV Doesn't think Pete will share the biccies!
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True

Vvvv thinks Pete has already ate them but just didn't want to say.
 
False - if I want to say something, I say it, ideally to the person in person!

VVV is wondering how often that's landed me in trouble!
 
Nod said:
False - if I want to say something, I say it, ideally to the person in person!

VVV is wondering how often that's landed me in trouble!
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True.

If its as often as it gets me in trouble that would be a lot.


Vvvvv has lost the will to live.
 
Couldn't be falser! For reasons that many know, my will to live and my zest for life are now mahooooosive!


VVV Is glad they're not here. (I've had pulses for supper and lunch...)
 
Nod said:
Couldn't be falser! For reasons that many know, my will to live and my zest for life are now mahooooosive!


VVV Is glad they're not here. (I've had pulses for supper and lunch...)
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True.

Ewwwww pulses far to healthy for me.


Vvvvvvvvv wants meat REAL meat.
 
True. Might have to have a bacon sarnie now I've had the veggie starter!


VVV Is wondering what to have for tea/supper.
 
False.....I know what I'm having :D

NP Has a secret.
 
If you told me it wouldn't exist! And I'm not that curious anyway.

VVV Likes the idea of snow more than the realities.
 
True

NP - wishes they'd bought a 4x4
 
Oh hell yes true.

I think you'll be getting more than us tomorrow though Nod.

NP LOVES the snow.
 
Bum...too slow :D
 
False - it's a PITA! Very pretty but at 50 (well, all but!), been there, done that, got the bruises and near frostbite!


VVV CBA!
 
No idea what that means so I shall sit here quietly and say the alphabet backwards to myself :)
 
can't be arsed
 
Ergo, true!
 
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