Tricky one - need your advice

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I've never written this before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work You don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property. She then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover.

So, is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer?
 
Ahhh ahhaha ******* hell that was funny..
 
If it's still under warranty I'd take it back to the dealer and complain about the mess thats being created.

The bike I'd fix yourself :D
 
lmfao..had me going there for a bit
 
So did I ! took me in hook line and sinker!!! :clap:
 
So did I ! took me in hook line and sinker!!! :clap:
And me....except that there was this little niggle in the back of my mind going "I'm sure I've read this somewhere before...."! :lol:
 
:lol: :lol:
 
I was starting to think how to post a sympathetic reply! Very good! :thumbs: :lol:
 
Damn. I was hoping for a sob story. :(
 
Can't understand what everybodies laughing at , poor blokes got an unfaithfull wife and a Harley Davidson :shake:






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:lol: ROFL :clap:
 
I got suspicious when you referred to a "cell" phone but thought I'd give you the benefit of the doubt and carry on reading. I shall never trust a word you say again Hacker.

Bloody funny though.
 
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