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A mother is working in the kitchen, listening to her
five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the
living room. She hears the train stop and her son saying, "All
of you b*****ds who want off, get the f**k off now, cause we're
in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get the
f**k on, cause we're going down the tracks".
The horrified mother goes in and tells her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to
your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you
may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of his bedroom and resumes
playing with his train. Soon the train stops and the mother
hears her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the
train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you.
We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was
a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your
seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you
will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother begins to smile, the child adds.......... "For
those of you who are pi**ed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the fat b**ch in the kitchen."
five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the
living room. She hears the train stop and her son saying, "All
of you b*****ds who want off, get the f**k off now, cause we're
in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get the
f**k on, cause we're going down the tracks".
The horrified mother goes in and tells her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to
your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you
may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of his bedroom and resumes
playing with his train. Soon the train stops and the mother
hears her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the
train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you.
We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was
a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your
seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you
will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother begins to smile, the child adds.......... "For
those of you who are pi**ed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the fat b**ch in the kitchen."
