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Obviously not banned enough!
/ goes off to make a few adjustments to the hammer![]()
I wont creep, but you really are a lovely man

Obviously not banned enough!
/ goes off to make a few adjustments to the hammer![]()

Yes you areI wont creep, but you really are a lovely man![]()
As promised...a couple of crude selfies what I just done....
Here's another one....
You'll have to forgive me for not shaving for a couple of days!![]()

You've just been up graded from twit, to bloody idiotYou'll have to forgive me for not shaving for a couple of days!![]()
Where's Rachel ?It`s the Final Countdown![]()
You've just been up graded from twit, to bloody idiot![]()

AbsolutelyYou sure that's an upgrade?!![]()
I'm not getting caught a second time
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Though my arm might look a little weird...I promise there is absolutely no photoshopping done on this image....and that's a promise!!
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Thank you for taking our photo together, and Rachel says thank you too![]()

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Though my arm might look a little weird...I promise there is absolutely no photoshopping done on this image....and that's a promise!!
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Wow...you are both a lovely couple
What are the odds that you and Rachel are together now
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OK then....here's me with Emma Stone then!
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At a glance, you might think that this is the same image as before...but it isn't!
And that's gospel that is!!
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True Story, Paul Daniels the magician, used to have a workshop locally.But then again...we are brothers!!![]()
True Story, Paul Daniels the magician, used to have a workshop locally.
His brother ( who's name escapes me) used to "make" all his stage props.
One day, years ago, now, when I was driving for a living, I delivered to his workshop.
I said to the guy there, You aren't Paul are you?
No he said I'm his brother.
I just wondered I said, as you do look very much like him.
Ah he said, that's because we slept together when we were younger!
You pair can make outta that what you will![]()
True Story, Paul Daniels the magician, used to have a workshop locally.
His brother ( who's name escapes me) used to "make" all his stage props.
One day, years ago, now, when I was driving for a living, I delivered to his workshop.
I said to the guy there, You aren't Paul are you?
No he said I'm his brother.
I just wondered I said, as you do look very much like him.
Ah he said, that's because we slept together when we were younger!
You pair can make outta that what you will![]()
OH that is so sweet, and lovely that you care so much about both of us![]()
He really does care doesn't he?!![]()


He really does care doesn't he?!
**8:35pm**
Oh Jeeze it would be so easy to thread ban both of you, just a couple of clicks with the mouse .....Yes he does, and he loved my Stark image as he does love a Canon![]()
I started it as you upgraded me from twit to B***** idiot, Dave had nothing to do with it at all.
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