Top 15 Reasons You Might Be Obsessed with Photography

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Hi folks...I Hope IT is ok to post this here.. I gots to say this really cheered me up today. There is no better medicine than laughing. In short, what three best describe you?
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Top 15 Reasons You Might Be Obsessed with Photography

In no particular order…

1. You get a brown dog because you don’t want the exposure problems caused by black and/or white fur.
2. Your doctor informs you that the reason your baby girl didn’t open her eyes until she was 18 months old was because you kept strobing her for baby pics.
3. You don’t giggle when a fashion photographer says he snooted his model during a shoot.
4. At your nephew’s christening you ask the priest to repeat the water dipping because your first shot was a bit blurry.
5. You refer to cleaning up after dinner as postprocessing the kitchen .
6. You think that double of 4 is 5.6.
7. When you ask a stranger to take a photo of you and your spouse on holiday it takes you 10 minutes to explain the process of taking a shot with your camera.
8. You’ve locked yourself out of your house and car, forgetting your keys many times, but you’re never without a camera.
9. When your spouse asks you if you want to go for a walk you reply “not yet, Honey, the light isn’t good right now”.
10. When you ask your boss for a raise you request 1/3 stop salary increase.
11. It took you 1/2 hour to decide which car to get but 2 months for what 70-200mm f/2.8 zoom to buy.
12. You can’t remember the date of your anniversary but you know the specs to all the cameras and lenses in your brand.
13. You once got into a bar fight because somebody said digital was better than film.
14. You have triplets and name them Diane , Ansel and Henri .
15. You tell your son he has to go to a state school because you spent his college fund when you switched camera systems.
 
9 & 11 for me :D
 
9 transcends all physical, ethnic, religious and cultural boundaries.

9.5 is mentioning the light to peeps that don't give a stuff one way or the other :lol:
 
According to my wife just about all are applicable to me....

I strongly disagree;):lol:
 
15 is just too close to the truth.........nevermind i've got a few spare organs!
 
I love getting locked out of the house with my camera.
I can't do any of the jobs that my other half asked me to do, and I get to go for a walk with the camera.

It's gutting when I realise that both memory cards are in the PC :(
 
That is awesome, number 6 made me laugh loads :lol:
 
Very good! I can identify with 7 trying to explain to my mum how to use my camera, and 12 because I don't remember the dates of birthdays but know all the specs of my kit! :bonk:
 
Great!!

I think #4 would be me.
 
No1 - I've had all black dogs for 15 years.. and although you get to the point where exposing them correctly becomes easier, it's soooo much easier with brown! When the breeder told me there were browns in the litter of the most recent puppy it was the first thing that crossed my mind!!
 
:lol:
They say many a true word spoken in jest.
Certainly true there; good stuff :thumbs:
 
Ok, you know you have problems when you see a ''use once and throw away'' camera at the .99cents store and you buy it to see what you can do with it; All the while you have some great film and digital cameras with you...In fact the camera I used to take these pictures was my G10....Pictures from the disposable coming soon.

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