Thursday Funny

[nilagin]

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. 'I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? '
'No,' she replies. . . . . .







'You just happened to catch my eye.'

 

[nilagin]

Another....
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served
us good and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to annouce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely
people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't
hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground". She calmly
turned her head and said "In my country, I am called a Princess
and I take orders from no one". To which the flight attendant
replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country
I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch".

 

[BRASH]

But it's only Wednesday:shrug:

 

[nilagin]

But it's only Wednesday:shrug:

So it is, Cheers you've just made my week longer:bang:
You could always save it for tomorrow.

 

[justjase]

these need a bit of c & c !!

 

[BRASH]

So it is, Cheers you've just made my week longer:bang:
You could always save it for tomorrow.

Too late I've already read it but you can post Friday's one tomorrow