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We need a fainting smilie :eek:
 
Sounds about right :)
 
Better get the alarm set ... all else seems in order ;)
 
"All the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's."

That is so sad!
 
Perfect. Can't see a thing wrong with that.
 
:lol::lol:

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u8myufo said:
Or perhaps a "I knew Ruth would be the first to reply to this smiley" :lol: ;)
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If Ruth had of followed those rules we would still be married lol.
 
Take note of the 3rd bullet point and make sure your happy friend is prepared to assist in any way your husband may want her to!!!
 
pepi1967 said:
If Ruth had of followed those rules we would still be married lol.
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You aint the first and you wont be the last either Ruth ;)
 
u8myufo said:
Or perhaps a "I knew Ruth would be the first to reply to this smiley" :lol: ;)
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Cheeky b****r :bat:

pepi1967 said:
If Ruth had of followed those rules we would still be married lol.
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That's what you think sweetie :D

Now the pair of you behave yourselves....Don't make me come over there :razz:
 
viv1969 said:
Cheeky b****r :bat:



That's what you think sweetie :D

Now the pair of you behave yourselves....Don't make me come over there :razz:
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:D
 
they missed out the bit where the wife should invite her best friend to assist in fulfilling her husband's experience - subject to the husband approving said friend and that she meets all requirements. And also assuming said friend is female. :naughty:
 
Must remember to show this to my wife..... we've only been married for 10 months so best get the ground rules sorted now..........

What I'll do is make sure I list all the local hospitals so you lot can send your get well messages to me :lol:

The bit that I did find very true was the bit about not bombarding him with stuff when he gets in. This is one of my pet peeves!!!! I give a colleague a lift home from work, she's in her mid 60s and lives alone.

Not only to I get my ear chewed off by her the entire 45min journey home, if I'm giving the missus a lift home too she starts when when get indoors or if she's on a later shift I get it as soon as she walks through the doors.

I think women have a "5h1t shoot"..... it's a passage that goes directly from the brain to the mouth and there's no control over what enters the passage and no ability to store information and use at a later date :lol:
 
Do you think there's copyright on these images? I need to print them out (large) and get them framed for the wall at home.:exit:

Note to self - don't let Sarah see this thread :lol:
 
"A good wife always knows her place"

I'll use that one on the girlfriend tonight and let you all know how i get on.
 
Michaelk20 said:
"A good wife always knows her place"

I'll use that one on the girlfriend tonight and let you all know how i get on.
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careful....She may take it as a proposal, and then you're really in trouble :D
 
Michaelk20 said:
"A good wife always knows her place"

I'll use that one on the girlfriend tonight and let you all know how i get on.
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What, at work while you are sat at home :lol::lol:
 
Delta Skies said:
Do you think there's copyright on these images? I need to print them out (large) and get them framed for the wall at home.:exit:

Note to self - don't let Sarah see this thread :lol:
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You are in so much trouble.

If I was you I'd :exit: extremely fast and hide.
 
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leftcurl said:
they missed out the bit where the wife should invite her best friend to assist in fulfilling her husband's experience - subject to the husband approving said friend and that she meets all requirements. And also assuming said friend is female. :naughty:
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Of course said friend will be female. Wifey is not required, nor indeed allowed, to have male friends for that is not becoming.
 
bump, just to make sure all the womenfolks have seen this, important stuff.
 
dod said:
bump, just to make sure all the womenfolks have seen this, important stuff.
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I'm sure many of us have. What's your point? :shake:

If OH wants to (by some miracle) find a job that pays more than mine does, I will not only have his pipe and slippers ready when he comes home, but lick the crap off his shoes at the same time! :razz:
 
dod said:
bump, just to make sure all the womenfolks have seen this, important stuff.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Guess who's sleeping in the spare room tonight :D
 
Oh and this maybe useful too

Quoted from the good wife guide

A man’s home is his castle, and as such, he should be treated like a king. And this fun, retro volume shows wives how to keep his royal highness happy. When he returns home from his demanding job, a man rightfully deserves a bit of pampering. A happy smile, a warm kiss, and a pair of cozy slippers are just the start. Here are all the secrets for helping him feel comfortable and content: advice on cooking from scratch, the lowdown on why a clean home makes hubby feel better, and valuable hints on making yourself more attractive to him. It's a great and humorous gift for brides-to-be or happily married wives, for Valentine’s Day, and bridal showers and bachelorette parties.
 
Hmmmm - all I can say is it's a bloody good thing I wasn't born back in ye olde days...
 
With one eye open and all the sharp utensils under his pillow!
 
I presume we are all aware that both of these have been photoshopped - you can tell by the pixellation arround the writing [/killjoy]

that aside I just suggested to the missus that she meet me at the door with my slippers when i get home ... she suggested that it was more likely that she'd meet me at the door with all my belongings packed in a suitcase if i took that line :lol:
 
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