THIS - I HATE THIS

I wonder if constant swearing as part of "normal" conversation, is something unique to the UK. I cannot stand it, and fortunately none of our friends or relations do it, but when you are out and about it seems to be very common. The worst instances are when people are on their mobiles, constantly swearing in a loud voice, or on the train.
As for the "upspeak", which results in every statement phrased like a question, it is very annoying, particularly at interviews, where the interviewer should be telling you about the role and what will be expected of you, yet it is as if they are asking you for advice - very strange.
Yes there was a couple of morons the other day being really offensive in the busy high street
I wanted to say something but the missus stopped me she was right it could have turned nasty
 
I don't think 'upspeak' is much of an Aussie thing. I don't hear it very often, and it still stands out to me when I do hear it - which I suppose means everyone isn't speaking like that. It annoys my fiancée as well, and she's an Aussie. I definitely heard far more of it in California.

Casual swearing is much more of an English thing in my experience. Not that it's something which bothers me, I'm not a fan of randomly assigning taboo status to words. Hearing a stranger 'swear' in conversation with one of their mates offends you? **That wasn't really necessary was it?**

Something which is irritating, is the Queenslander habit of taking the word 'but' from its rightful place in a sentence, and moving it all the way to the end. e.g. "I was going to go to the beach, it started raining but." Alternatively, simply adding 'but' to the end of any sentence, "I like that one but." But what?!
 
Casual swearing is much more of an English thing in my experience. Not that it's something which bothers me, I'm not a fan of randomly assigning taboo status to words. Hearing a stranger 'swear' in conversation with one of their mates offends you? **That wasn't really necessary was it?**

I'm not personally bothered I work in a factory so hear it all the time but I would never swear in front of the fairer sex maybe I'm old fashioned
these guys were being particularly offensive tho
 
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So, what are you getting at?:naughty:

You've actually picked one instance where it's ok to start the sentence with "So".

Now if I answered your question with "So, ...... (blah blah blah)" it definitely wouldn't be ok. In fact I'd irritate the hell out of myself. :rage::rage::rage:
 
I haven't heard that one. If I do, I will add it to my list!


Steve.

I think its one particular guy i come into contact with - who works for our IT provider - he does it so much that its become a standing joke now that the rest of the office make 10 codes up when talking to him or in his ear shot ... " You know i went out with that new chick from accounts last night, and we were like totally 10-69 by the end of the evening" :lol:
 
nah daarset is 'wheres that to'
 
I think its one particular guy i come into contact with - who works for our IT provider - he does it so much that its become a standing joke now that the rest of the office make 10 codes up when talking to him or in his ear shot ... " You know i went out with that new chick from accounts last night, and we were like totally 10-69 by the end of the evening" :LOL:

Dinner for two?
 
I have 2 thoughts on this topic ( that's 2 more than I usually have on most topics)

1 I first noticed "upspeak" in Bristol, 20+ years ago, it seemed to be pretty prevalent and the norm.
2 I really like the advert above this forum

 
I used to know an old boy from wareham (Dorset) and he used to say "there's not queerer than folk from wareham.... Cept folk that ain't..."
 
I used to know an old boy from wareham (Dorset) and he used to say "there's not queerer than folk from wareham.... Cept folk that ain't..."
:D
 
I used to know an old boy from wareham (Dorset) and he used to say "there's not queerer than folk from wareham.... Cept folk that ain't..."

Thought that was going to be the start of a limerick ;)

There once was an old boy from Wareham
Whose sayings - he was happy to share 'em
"folk from wareham are queer..
...so are those not from here..."
In short, EVERYONE used to scare 'im

I'll get me coat... :exit:
 
There was an old boy from Wareham
His nuts on the Quay he would bare 'em
the grannies all flocked
to gaze at his c***
but when it stood up it would scare 'em

:exit:
 
can I have please isn't impolite - its just inaccurate , because theoretically the response could be 'yes you can' without actually giving you anything , as essentially you are requesting permission rather than the item itself
 
Thought it looked wrong, totally agree it should be may I have.
Must have phrased it badly, its can I get that is impolite.

Apologies, cluster headache got me today and tends to muddle my thinking up a bit
 
Thought it looked wrong, totally agree it should be may I have.
Must have phrased it badly, its can I get that is impolite.

Apologies, cluster headache got me today and tends to muddle my thinking up a bit

Forgiven.....They're awful.
 
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