Thinking Mans Crumpet

brianp55 said:
it's got to be Aliona Vilani for me.
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she's the one on the left :thumbs:
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Sorry, but could you explain to me why she is a "thinking man's crumpet"?

She just looks like a tart in that pic :lol:
 
goldenlight said:
Claire Forlani is truely beautiful, of course, but I would find that beauty intimidating. I'd be constantly looking in the mirror wondering what she saw in a slightly overweight, unfit, balding, bespectacled guy like me with a below average endowment, erectile dysfunction, empty bank account and an Olympus user at that. I'd be paranoid that any day she would be wisked away by a Johhny Depp lookalike with his mighty Canon like something from the set of Pirates of the Caribbean. :D
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Au contraire - its simply a matter of self confidence , in my head I have the body of a young greek god and whichever woman i grace with my attention is priviledged to recieve it* ( I hasten to add that these days thats exclusively the missus) - Had I to met Claire Forlani in my single days it would've been up to her to prove herself worthy of me , not vice versa

* I'd note that maintaining this level of self belief requires a huge capacity for delusion , as a more objective appraisal would suggest that although I do indeed have the body of a god, unfortunately its budha
 
Flash In The Pan said:
Sorry, but could you explain to me why she is a "thinking man's crumpet"?

She just looks like a tart in that pic :lol:
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Well, I like to think that I'm a thinking man and at the moment I'm thinking, "I really fancy a tart like that."
 
cyclamens said:
Not going to highlight the sentance - but don't push your luck rude boy;):lol:
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Wot, only one sentence? I must be slipping - Whoops, there I go again.....;)
 
If intelligence is defined by wit and humour, and judging by her appearance on Top Gear as the star in a reasonably priced car, I'd have to suggest Sienna Miller - the lady in the Hugo Boss ads on telly...

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KeithH said:
Nooo!! That's her husband .....................;)
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Not really, I mean, she hardly comes across as someone who fits the criteria, she's just a self-promoting show-off, as that image of her posing like a haddy wearing nothing but a bedsheet demonstrates...
 
There can be only one, Sian Williams off bbc breakfast. Guaranteed to melt the butter on anyones toast in the morning.
 
essexash said:
There can be only one, Sian Williams off bbc breakfast. Guaranteed to melt the butter on anyones toast in the morning.
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good god i had a vision of Sian Lloyd for a split second!! Phew! :D
 
Joe - nice choice, was watching tron legacy 2 nights ago.

Lisa Rogers....

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photon said:
The thinking men would've got that, but the brazen display would've placed her in the "avoid" list. :shake:
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i certainly would'nt avoid.

Flash In The Pan said:
Sorry, but could you explain to me why she is a "thinking man's crumpet"?
well i'm thinking
She just looks like a tart in that pic :lol:
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:thinking: dressed for dancing. i'm thinking i'll be watching saturday night:thumbs:

big soft moose said:
probably because what the man's thinking is "pwoar look at those legs " :Lol:
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too right :thumbs:

goldenlight said:
Well, I like to think that I'm a thinking man and at the moment I'm thinking, "I really fancy a tart like that."
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:thumbs:
 
I am thinking she shouldn't be in this list, but I am thinking Argentine Tango:love:

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