Thinking Mans Crumpet

antihero said:
Kari Byron from Mythbusters

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OOOOOOOH ...........YEHHHHH :D
 
I can't believe no one has mentioned the lovely Ann Widdecombe

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what does sandra bullock do that makes her fit into the thinking man category?
 
joescrivens said:
what does sandra bullock do that makes her fit into the thinking man category?
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This thread needs to try to clearly draw the difference between the term "thinking man's crumpet" and "thinking about one thing man's crumpet".

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Flash In The Pan said:
I'll throw another couple of names into the ring - Victoria Coren and Penny Smith......
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Victoria Coren is hugely funny (and cute).

She's just pipped Kirsty Allsop to my No2 spot.

Holly Valance will always remain at No1 :-)
 
That thing you're thinking? it won't be that!
 
Being a thinking man and knowing which side my bread's buttered, I must nominate my wife, without whom I would ba a shadow of my current self.
Not going to post a pic though - sorry!
 
can't believe Selina Scott hasn't been mentioned... oh, hang on.. she's aged a bit from the poster i kept under my bed :naughty:
 
Theres no question about this at all in my mind










clearly the thinking man would opt for the warburtons toastie range which are currently £1 for 2 packs of 6 in tescos :lol: :exit:

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you can't beat some hot crumpet in the morning, though i'm quite partial to a bit of muffin while waiting for the crumpet to heat up :naughty:
 
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joescrivens said:
lol, this thread is just turning into a thread about crumpet full stop, not thinking mans crumpets :lol:

in that case i'm adding claire forlani

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You may want to add Claire Forlani but I'd like to take her away. :naughty:
 
A thinking man, if there is such a thing where crumpet is concerned, would be more attracted by personality than superficial looks. There are plenty of beauties I'd like to use for pure lust in a one night stand (only possible in my wildest fantasies with a box of tissues at hand) but for a lasting relationship I'd go for someone like Sarah Millican, she is gorgeous. Humour is important in any relationship and Sarah has buckets of that, she's so naturally funny. Her bubbly personality shines through and her accent is so sexy it makes me tremble at the knees. Oh, and did I mention she is absolutely gorgeous? :love:

Check out the pics on her gallery http://sarahmillican.co.uk/gallery.html ....especially the last one, with her peering over her glasses - oooh my word, I think I need to clean up now. :D
 
well ive had worse , but i wouldnt say absolutely gorgeous - 'slightly better than average' would be a truer assessment
 
big soft moose said:
Theres no question about this at all in my mind

clearly the thinking man would opt for the warburtons toastie range which are currently £1 for 2 packs of 8 in tescos :lol: :exit:

you can't beat some hot crumpet in the morning, though i'm quite partial to a bit of muffin while waiting for the crumpet to heat up :naughty:
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Wise choice :-)
 
goldenlight said:
A thinking man, if there is such a thing where crumpet is concerned, would be more attracted by personality than superficial looks. There are plenty of beauties I'd like to use for pure lust in a one night stand (only possible in my wildest fantasies with a box of tissues at hand) but for a lasting relationship I'd go for someone like Sarah Millican, she is gorgeous. Humour is important in any relationship and Sarah has buckets of that, she's so naturally funny. Her bubbly personality shines through and her accent is so sexy it makes me tremble at the knees. Oh, and did I mention she is absolutely gorgeous? :love:

Check out the pics on her gallery http://sarahmillican.co.uk/gallery.html ....especially the last one, with her peering over her glasses - oooh my word, I think I need to clean up now. :D
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I actually can't stand her. I don't think she has a funny bone in her body. She constantly tells jokes about how hungry or fat or greedy she is, she's a slightly better looking Jo Brand for all intents and purposes.

and not that much better looking either INMO :thumbsdown:
 
goldenlight said:
A thinking man, if there is such a thing where crumpet is concerned, would be more attracted by personality than superficial looks. There are plenty of beauties I'd like to use for pure lust in a one night stand (only possible in my wildest fantasies with a box of tissues at hand) but for a lasting relationship I'd go for someone like Sarah Millican, she is gorgeous. Humour is important in any relationship and Sarah has buckets of that, she's so naturally funny. Her bubbly personality shines through and her accent is so sexy it makes me tremble at the knees. Oh, and did I mention she is absolutely gorgeous? :love:

Check out the pics on her gallery http://sarahmillican.co.uk/gallery.html ....especially the last one, with her peering over her glasses - oooh my word, I think I need to clean up now. :D
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oh lord... well after looking at the pics you've definitely convinced me that it's her personality that attracts you to her :gag:
 
joescrivens said:
I actually can't stand her. I don't think she has a funny bone in her body. She constantly tells jokes about how hungry or fat or greedy she is, she's a slightly better looking Jo Brand for all intents and purposes.

and not that much better looking either INMO :thumbsdown:
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It's obviously all in the eye of the beholder. We all have different tastes, which is just as well as there wouldn't be enough Claire Forlanis to go round.

Claire Forlani is truely beautiful, of course, but I would find that beauty intimidating. I'd be constantly looking in the mirror wondering what she saw in a slightly overweight, unfit, balding, bespectacled guy like me with a below average endowment, erectile dysfunction, empty bank account and an Olympus user at that. I'd be paranoid that any day she would be wisked away by a Johhny Depp lookalike with his mighty Canon like something from the set of Pirates of the Caribbean. :D

OK, I'm a great photographer but 5h*t, would that be enough? :p
 
Hello Everyone

Im new to this forum and I clicked on the new posts. It nice to see things never change as the posts with most replies are this "Crumpet" topic and the Football one.....:)
 
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Tarsna said:
Hello Everyone

Im new to this forum and I clicked on the new posts. It nice to see things never change as the posts with most replies are this "Crumpet" topic and the Football one.....:)
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haha welcome along Yvonne!

anyone would think it was a photography forum wouldn't they :lol:
 
Tarsna said:
Hello Everyone

Im new to this forum and I clicked on the new posts. It nice to see things never change as the posts with most replies are this "Crumpet" topic and the Football one.....:)
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Hi Tarsna (Yvonne) and welcome to the forum.

Thanks for taking an interest in this rather male biased thread. Post a picture of yourself and we'll see if you qualify! :D

Incidentally, from a woman's perspective do you think I'm wrong to put personality before looks when defining what (or rather who), to me, is crumpet?

Or does that make me too much of a thinking man? :D
 
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Lisa Rodgers from Scrapheap Challenge for me. :)
 
joescrivens said:
if she still looks like this then she's still top totty to me!!

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mmm, mmm, mmmmmm

big soft moose said:
Theres no question about this at all in my mind










clearly the thinking man would opt for the warburtons toastie range which are currently £1 for 2 packs of 6 in tescos :lol: :exit:

b02009crump.jpg


you can't beat some hot crumpet in the morning, though i'm quite partial to a bit of muffin while waiting for the crumpet to heat up :naughty:
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mmm, mmm, mmmmm - plenty of butter on mine please;)

goldenlight said:
A thinking man, if there is such a thing where crumpet is concerned, would be more attracted by personality than superficial looks. There are plenty of beauties I'd like to use for pure lust in a one night stand (only possible in my wildest fantasies with a box of tissues at hand) but for a lasting relationship I'd go for someone like Sarah Millican, she is gorgeous. Humour is important in any relationship and Sarah has buckets of that, she's so naturally funny. Her bubbly personality shines through and her accent is so sexy it makes me tremble at the knees. Oh, and did I mention she is absolutely gorgeous? :love:

Check out the pics on her gallery http://sarahmillican.co.uk/gallery.html ....especially the last one, with her peering over her glasses - oooh my word, I think I need to clean up now. :D
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Not going to highlight the sentance - but don't push your luck rude boy;):lol:

Tarsna said:
Hello Everyone

Im new to this forum and I clicked on the new posts. It nice to see things never change as the posts with most replies are this "Crumpet" topic and the Football one.....:)
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Tarsna - welcome to TP. Sorry but I make no apologies as the starter of this thread. Like it or not, IMHO there is nothing more pleasing than the female figure - all of them. If they are not mindless chavs they are even better.

Feel free to hi-jack the thread with your ideas:thumbs:

BTW - I follow Tottenham, so know nothing about football either - especially living in the NW:lol:
 
Urrrrgh!

Joe, I think you might have just killed the thread! :gag:
 
it's got to be Aliona Vilani for me.
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she's the one on the left :thumbs:
 
joescrivens said:
I actually can't stand her. I don't think she has a funny bone in her body. She constantly tells jokes about how hungry or fat or greedy she is, she's a slightly better looking Jo Brand for all intents and purposes.

and not that much better looking either INMO :thumbsdown:
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I have to agree with Joe, which suggests the world may be just about to end :lol:
 
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