Things you should never say to a photographer:

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1. Your camera takes really nice pictures!

2. You’re not allowed to take photos here.

3. Can’t you just photoshop that?

4. Can I have all the reject photos too please?

5. I hate having my photo taken.

6. I wanted to invite you to my event, you should bring your camera!

7. If I had a camera like that I could take the same photos you do.
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8. You don’t have a degree, so you’re not really a professional.

9. It must be easy to run a photography business.

10. Wow that Canon 5D Mk III must make you an amazing photographer!

11. Your job must be so easy, all you do is click a button all day!

12. My phone takes better pictures than your camera.

13. Can you take your watermark off the photos you posted on facebook? my mom wants to print them.

14. Can I pay you in 3 installments over one year? my wedding really took a lot out of my pockets!

15. Why is the background blurry like that?

16. I only need a few photos taken, is that cheaper?

17. OMG i love your work!! would you edit this selfie for my facebook page?

18. What’s the discount if I edit the pictures myself? I use Picasa!

19. Photography’s easy, because the camera does all the work.

20. Photography’s not a real art like painting or sculpting where you need to build your skills. For photography you just need a good eye.

21. Canon or Nikon, Which is Better?

22. I don’t have to give a Photo Credit to the Photographer, do I ?
or Crediting the Photographer is not necessary now, is it ?

23. Your camera is so tiny it looks like a compact camera. You sure you a pro?

24. could you cover our event for free? It will be great for your portfolio..



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My mate's sister is getting married in half an hour. You better hurry up and get to the church because I promised you'd do the pictures.

I've got an important event coming up at work and need really professional standard photographs, so can you pop in an leave your camera with the receptionist and she''ll do the pics.

You might have 40 years experience of photography but my brother in law's only had a camera for two years and he's a member of the local photographic society already so he must be better than you.

That's a nice picture of Uncle Bob, it looks just like him. Well who the hell is it supposed to look like?

I've got a great idea, we can go into the wedding photography business. I've already got three bookings!
 
and when carrying a telephoto lens the invariable "big one" double entendre
 
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