Things That Can Drive A Sane Person Insane

i still like to go shopping.
i enjoy the challenge of dodging the old folks,brats and fat women and beating the poles and latvians to the bargains.
have i offended everyone yet?
i too encounter the inteligent traffic lights.
trouble is they dont like me.
they change to red as i approach them. barstewards.
 
That commercial on TV "So easy a man could do it".

Now, if that was a commercial for engine oil, and "So simple a woman could do it." There would be uproar from the bra burners...
 
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