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I think I've ranted about several seperate things, seperately, on seperate occasions. But here it is. The list of things I hate with a passion.

In no particular order, but the most apparent first :

4x4’s
Old drivers
Young drivers
New housing estates
New cars
New anything (other than food, don’t want no second hand food)
The fact that MY printer wont work with cheap cartridges
I phone
I pod
Apple
Middle Lane Morons
Ebay
Young Girls who Shriek ALL F***ING DAY AND NIGHT LONG
The fact that I’ve crashed my RC helicopter one too many times and now its in a bad state of repair
BMW, Audi and Merc drivers.
All cars except the Volvo 850 T5 estate
Fat people
People who think a £3K cd player is a bargain *** they got it for £2.5K
Ebay
The crappy low light limitations of my camera
The rising cost of diesel
All polititions
People who let their dogs **** on the public path
Them adverts on TV about binge drinking
TV
50 cent etc etc
The really bad clicky noise coming from the rear brakes on my car
Ebay
Loud mouthed obnoxious 8 year old boys
People driven by money, 21st century yuppies
Able bodied people who park in disabled spaces
People with no kids who park in parent and child spaces
Disabled people who park in parent and child spaces
People with kids who park in disabled spaces
People who park across 2 or more bays
People who just generally cant park a car
My missus’ boss who gets away with absolute murder at her work and has done for 10 years
My boss *** he’s loaded, but nice with it
People who do 28mph along the whole of a 3 mile stretch of dual carriageway in the outside lane because their turning right at the roundabout at the end.
Ebay
Kids who press the button on a pelican crossing when they have no intention of crossing
People who park on blind corners
Hondas
Big brother
Rave music
Drying the knives and forks
Women who wear far too much make up
Sat nav
Pink f***ing limos
People who cant be bothered to use indicators
People who don’t acknowledge you when you give way for them
The symbol that keeps appearing on my mobile phones screen which I don’t know what it means
Young people having genuine fun
Ebay


Theres more but that’ll do for now.
 
Borats Baby said:
I think I've ranted about several seperate things, seperately, on seperate occasions. But here it is. The list of things I hate with a passion.

In no particular order, but the most apparent first :


Old drivers
Young drivers
Middle Lane Morons
Young Girls who Shriek ALL F***ING DAY AND NIGHT LONG
BMW, Audi and Merc drivers.
Fat people
People who think a £3K cd player is a bargain *** they got it for £2.5K
All polititions
People who let their dogs **** on the public path
Them adverts on TV about binge drinking
50 cent etc etc
Loud mouthed obnoxious 8 year old boys
People driven by money, 21st century yuppies
Able bodied people who park in disabled spaces
People who park across 2 or more bays
People who just generally cant park a car

People who park on blind corners
Big brother
Rave music
Women who wear far too much make up
Pink f***ing limos
People who cant be bothered to use indicators
People who don’t acknowledge you when you give way for them
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:agree:

You really hate Ebay.
 
you missed one: -

PEOPLE WHO CANT DECIDE WHAT TO RANT ABOUT...
 
Adults and kids who press the button on a pelican crossing then, realising the road is clear, walk across before the lights change. The lights changing just in time for the oncoming traffic which has to wait for no one.

Women who drive in the outside lane of a dual carriageway as they may be turning right at some point in the next eighteen miles.

People who rant about Apple.
 
Borats Baby said:
I think I've ranted about several seperate things, seperately, on seperate occasions. But here it is. The list of things I hate with a passion.

In no particular order, but the most apparent first :

4x4’s
Old drivers
Young drivers
New housing estates
New cars
New anything (other than food, don’t want no second hand food)
The fact that MY printer wont work with cheap cartridges
I phone
I pod
Apple
Middle Lane Morons
Ebay
Young Girls who Shriek ALL F***ING DAY AND NIGHT LONG
The fact that I’ve crashed my RC helicopter one too many times and now its in a bad state of repair
BMW, Audi and Merc drivers.
All cars except the Volvo 850 T5 estate
Fat people
People who think a £3K cd player is a bargain *** they got it for £2.5K
Ebay
The crappy low light limitations of my camera
The rising cost of diesel
All polititions
People who let their dogs **** on the public path
Them adverts on TV about binge drinking
TV
50 cent etc etc
The really bad clicky noise coming from the rear brakes on my car
Ebay
Loud mouthed obnoxious 8 year old boys
People driven by money, 21st century yuppies
Able bodied people who park in disabled spaces
People with no kids who park in parent and child spaces
Disabled people who park in parent and child spaces
People with kids who park in disabled spaces
People who park across 2 or more bays
People who just generally cant park a car
My missus’ boss who gets away with absolute murder at her work and has done for 10 years
My boss *** he’s loaded, but nice with it
People who do 28mph along the whole of a 3 mile stretch of dual carriageway in the outside lane because their turning right at the roundabout at the end.
Ebay
Kids who press the button on a pelican crossing when they have no intention of crossing
People who park on blind corners
Hondas
Big brother
Rave music
Drying the knives and forks
Women who wear far too much make up
Sat nav
Pink f***ing limos
People who cant be bothered to use indicators
People who don’t acknowledge you when you give way for them
The symbol that keeps appearing on my mobile phones screen which I don’t know what it means
Young people having genuine fun
Ebay


Theres more but that’ll do for now.
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if i hated that many things i think i'd top myself!
 
2blue4u said:
Adults and kids who press the button on a pelican crossing then, realising the road is clear, walk across before the lights change. The lights changing just in time for the oncoming traffic which has to wait for no one.

Women who drive in the outside lane of a dual carriageway as they may be turning right at some point in the next eighteen miles.
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Borats Baby said:
Kids who press the button on a pelican crossing when they have no intention of crossing.

People who do 28mph along the whole of a 3 mile stretch of dual carriageway in the outside lane because their turning right at the roundabout at the end.
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People who dont read posts properly :D
 
Ashers said:
wow borats baby i didnt make your list im shocked :O
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I did!:D

Borats Baby said:
Disabled people who park in parent and child spaces
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My local Morrisons has 8 disabled bays and 20 Parent and Child bays. The disabled bays are always full and there are always at least 10 Parent and Child bays free. I need the width to get out of the car!:razz:
 
Borats Baby said:
I think I've ranted about several seperate things, seperately, on seperate occasions. But here it is. The list of things I hate with a passion.

In no particular order, but the most apparent first :
*CUT*
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So is there anything left in the world you actually like

:lol:

Jesus man, you need help :nuts:
 
There's only a few things I hate so much, it could actually lead me to be very violent.

In this particular order:

Lorry/truck drivers.
Taxi drivers.
Young chav Citroen Saxo drivers.
Young chav moped riders.
Bus drivers.

(Ok I admit, bus driver are getting better. Until a few years ago, they were number 1).
 
andy_fozzy said:
There's only a few things I hate so much, it could actually lead me to be very violent.

In this particular order:

Lorry/truck drivers.
Taxi drivers.
Young chav Citroen Saxo drivers.
Young chav moped riders.
Bus drivers.

(Ok I admit, bus driver are getting better. Until a few years ago, they were number 1).
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Hmmm, do I detect a subtle theme there?;)
 
Metrosexuals annoy me the most. Especially guys with fringes longer than their girlfriends.

Drunk karaoke singers!

Apart from that, I'm a fairly passive guy.

Oh, and people that think hip hop is responsible for gun and knife crime. Do you know what your kids are doing when they are out at night?
 
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Borats Baby said:
I think I've ranted about several seperate things, seperately, on seperate occasions. But here it is. The list of things I hate with a passion.

In no particular order, but the most apparent first :

4x4’s
Old drivers
Young drivers
New housing estates
New cars
New anything (other than food, don’t want no second hand food)
The fact that MY printer wont work with cheap cartridges
I phone
I pod
Apple
Middle Lane Morons
Ebay
Young Girls who Shriek ALL F***ING DAY AND NIGHT LONG
The fact that I’ve crashed my RC helicopter one too many times and now its in a bad state of repair
BMW, Audi and Merc drivers.
All cars except the Volvo 850 T5 estate
Fat people
People who think a £3K cd player is a bargain *** they got it for £2.5K
Ebay
The crappy low light limitations of my camera
The rising cost of diesel
All polititions
People who let their dogs **** on the public path
Them adverts on TV about binge drinking
TV
50 cent etc etc
The really bad clicky noise coming from the rear brakes on my car
Ebay
Loud mouthed obnoxious 8 year old boys
People driven by money, 21st century yuppies
Able bodied people who park in disabled spaces
People with no kids who park in parent and child spaces
Disabled people who park in parent and child spaces
People with kids who park in disabled spaces
People who park across 2 or more bays
People who just generally cant park a car
My missus’ boss who gets away with absolute murder at her work and has done for 10 years
My boss *** he’s loaded, but nice with it
People who do 28mph along the whole of a 3 mile stretch of dual carriageway in the outside lane because their turning right at the roundabout at the end.
Ebay
Kids who press the button on a pelican crossing when they have no intention of crossing
People who park on blind corners
Hondas
Big brother
Rave music
Drying the knives and forks
Women who wear far too much make up
Sat nav
Pink f***ing limos
People who cant be bothered to use indicators
People who don’t acknowledge you when you give way for them
The symbol that keeps appearing on my mobile phones screen which I don’t know what it means
Young people having genuine fun
Ebay


Theres more but that’ll do for now.
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You grumpy old man! :p
 
Most people.
Everybody else.
Wire coat hangers.
































But I do :love: Marmite.
 
You whinging Earthlings!!!!!

The sooner I get of this goddamned planet the better
Anyone got change of half a Kqxyzx so I can phone home ?
ET? My favourite Martian? anyone? :D
 
I might be to blame for the honda entry.... ... .. . it was better than his volvo turd 5!
 
Members of the middle lane owners club
Neds
Burberry (see Neds)
People who use apostrophe's ;) incorrectly
lens :bang:
Most of the stuff on BB's list :thumbs:
 
People who point out speed cameras even after being reminded that their job isn't to tell me how to drive, which way to go or to point out speed cameras/speed limit signs (as if they were a thing of beauty) but to draw my attention to stunning views, strange cattle/wildlife and dramatic or peculiar sights. I've had to hit the eject button on more than one occasion :annoyed:
 
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