The woman in your life

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If the woman in your life stops talking for more than 5 seconds then check her pulse. :lol::lol::lol:

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realspeed said:
If the woman in your life stops talking for more than 5 seconds then check her pulse. :lol::lol::lol:

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Single are we ..........
 
Mines got the opposite problem....on the long road to singledom, me thinks :'(

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mines just fallen asleep :D

Seriously, we can get up at 11am on a Sunday, have breakfast, let dogs out, settle down to watch a film around 1pm and she can be asleep on me by 1:30 :D
 
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Iron Man is a superhero.

Iron Woman is a command.
 
If a man talks when there is no woman around,

Is he still wrong??
 
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts"

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You *******! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh ****, it started!”
 
Harvey_nikon said:
mines just fallen asleep :D

Seriously, we can get up at 11am on a Sunday, have breakfast, let dogs out, settle down to watch a film around 1pm and she can be asleep on me by 1:30 :D
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Seems to me she don't have a lot of interest in you, otherwise she would keep a wake.
Boring comes to mind :thinking:
 
I always get the last words in "Yes Dear"

My wife is like a flower a "Snap dragon"

Who needs a loudspeaker for the back of a car when the wife does just as well .

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Mine keeps asking why I don't wear my hearing aids............ it's called selective hearing - I select not to hear her, or the daughter, or the bloody dog who's also a female:bonk:
 
The female in my life isn't very demanding, she is low maintenance and it is a good companion.
She is happy for me to do what I want when I want.
She never complains about photography and is happy to be with me when I am out an about with my camera.
We never argue and I never have to put up with crap reality TV.


All because...







































































She is a dog :D
 
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