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A man is in hospital with severe internal injuries after trying to launch a powerful firework rocket from his backside.

Safety campaigners say they have never come across such a bizarre incident but it is thought the man, 22, could have been copying a scene from the controversial film Jackass: The Movie which shows a similar prank.

The incident in Sunderland was captured by a gang of youths and the fuzzy mobile phone footage shows a blinding white flash followed by hysterical laughter.

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A spokeswoman for the North East Ambulance Service said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.

"He was attended to and taken to Sunderland Royal Hospital."

The victim is recovering at Sunderland Royal Hospital after sustaining horrific internal injuries including a scorched colon.

Safety experts on Thursday warned that misusing the explosives in such a senseless way can have serious consequences.

Police and paramedics were called to the Dame Dorothy Street area of Monkwearmouth, in Sunderland, after reports of the stunt.

The prank, involving a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket, has left safety officers bemused.

A spokesman for the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents (RoSPA) said: "It's so unfortunate that someone is now paying the price for the misuse of fireworks. Let's not forget these are explosives. They come with specific instructions about how they should be used."
 
Is this real? Is there a link? This has got to be up for a Darwin if it is.
 
He will be charged for his dangerous act.
Someone should have kicked him up the A$$ at the same time.
 
Oh, and feed him a nice spicey hot curry.
He will enjoy it so much, especially when it comes out of the other end. :D
 
Ouch thats gotta hurt. But that will teach the little pr*ck from playing with fireworks.
 
Serves the daft ****er right :lol:
 
Is this the soldier?

(BTW Ass works, no need for a$$ lol)
 
Well, he was a squaddie....what do you expect?? Bl***y idiot! Hope his CO gets to hear about it and gives him the rollicking he deserves. Talk about wasting valuable NHS resources.......ambulance/paramedics/hospital treatment....all for a first class twit.:razz: :razz:
Phew....rant over......sorry, don't know what came over me!:shrug:
 
ok now technically if he suffered testicular injuries that leave him unable to father children he could technically qualify for a darwin, as he would have removed himself from the genepool!
 
Up your A$$ is taken too literally!

The prank, involving a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket, has left safety officers bemused.

ROFLMAO :lol:

Kind of poetic really. Whats the nick name of the Sunderland football team?

The Black Cats :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Well who'd have thought you could possibly get hurt just sticking a rocket up your giz and lighting it????

What a retard! :lol:
 
Well, he was a squaddie....what do you expect?? Bl***y idiot! Hope his CO gets to hear about it and gives him the rollicking he deserves. Talk about wasting valuable NHS resources.......ambulance/paramedics/hospital treatment....all for a first class twit.:razz: :razz:
Phew....rant over......sorry, don't know what came over me!:shrug:

Cheers for that - sounds like Good Drills to me.
Got to have a laugh and let off steam every now and then...
 
Heres the vid of what they copied :o

Ouchie
 
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