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Thought I'd share this classic which was sent to me today ... Paul 
My Friends, I give you THE DUMBEST MAN ON EARTH!
This picture is real - not doctored in anyway - and was taken last week by lorry driver friend near the Ice Skating rink at Gillingham.
The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust. A woman is either asleep or has passed out in the front passenger seat. The bloke who was driving had apparently gone off to call his cousin who had a dropside Transit and was tarmacing drives in the area.
Witnesses said their physical state was OTHER than normal. The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the rope around the load! Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.
The materials were loaded at B&Q around the corner. The store manager said they made the customer sign a disclaimer before they would load the stuff. While the plywood and 4X2s are fairly obvious, what you cant see is the back seat, which contains -- are you ready for this? -- 10 bags of concrete @ 40kg each. They estimated the load weight at 1.5 tons and thats without all the cheap gold worn by the driver and passenger!
Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent and the back shocks were driven through the floor. The car was headed for Chatham (the blinging wheels give it away really), where the couple presumably planned to build a new house in which to smoke their crack.
My Friends, I give you THE DUMBEST MAN ON EARTH!
This picture is real - not doctored in anyway - and was taken last week by lorry driver friend near the Ice Skating rink at Gillingham.
The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust. A woman is either asleep or has passed out in the front passenger seat. The bloke who was driving had apparently gone off to call his cousin who had a dropside Transit and was tarmacing drives in the area.
Witnesses said their physical state was OTHER than normal. The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the rope around the load! Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.
The materials were loaded at B&Q around the corner. The store manager said they made the customer sign a disclaimer before they would load the stuff. While the plywood and 4X2s are fairly obvious, what you cant see is the back seat, which contains -- are you ready for this? -- 10 bags of concrete @ 40kg each. They estimated the load weight at 1.5 tons and thats without all the cheap gold worn by the driver and passenger!
Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent and the back shocks were driven through the floor. The car was headed for Chatham (the blinging wheels give it away really), where the couple presumably planned to build a new house in which to smoke their crack.
