the story game

[Banath]

his hosepipe to go off which......

 

[surrealillusions]

a passing ufo zapped with its...

 

[Banath]

deep fried Mars bar ray

 

[macmike]

This was problematic for him, because

 

[Ewan]

his ears were still made of cheese

 

[macmike]

... So he sat down and

 

[Ewan]

had a good long think about the expansion of

 

[HanC]

the British cheese industry. He decided

 

[tafflade]

that a unicycle was best for

 

[macmike]

sorting the problem.

So, at once, without the slightest pause,

 

[FRAZEL]

He Wrote A Letter To Santa Claus............

 

[Banath]

Santa answered straight away

(it was Christmas eve by the way!)

 

[macmike]

"Dear Mr P'liceman," went the note...

 

[Banath]

No unicycle (sorry) so here's a goat...

 

[FRAZEL]

"not another goat"he wrote with dismay...