the story game

FRAZEL · 27 Mar 2008

policeman and asked "who killed the goat?"

birdy961 · 27 Mar 2008

Just then there was a huge

FRAZEL · 27 Mar 2008

thunderbolt

macmike · 27 Mar 2008

that killed the policeman.

Luckily, however,

FRAZEL · 27 Mar 2008

the noise woke up the goat and thanked the bits of the policeman.......

Woodsy · 27 Mar 2008

that were now splattered

Banath · 27 Mar 2008

on an icecream van

macmike · 28 Mar 2008

"Half-price ice cream with new cranberry sauce" called the ice-cream seller

Ally · 28 Mar 2008

ooohhh I'll have some of that said the local drug dealer.....

FRAZEL · 28 Mar 2008

but he was arrested before he`d had his first lick of

Forbiddenbiker · 28 Mar 2008

New! 'Instant drug dealer police warning ice cream'

TG. · 28 Mar 2008

Is bad for your

Woodsy · 28 Mar 2008

sex life, because

macmike · 28 Mar 2008

drugs are bad, kids... Stick with vanilla.

Woodsy · 28 Mar 2008

Reminded of vanilla, the Bull remembers...

Banath · 28 Mar 2008

to phone his girl/cow-friend

macmike · 28 Mar 2008

They arrange to meet the following evening,

Banath · 28 Mar 2008

in disguise

Woodsy · 29 Mar 2008

For some kinky...

FRAZEL · 29 Mar 2008

calf making from page 11 of the Karma Sutra which....

Forbiddenbiker · 29 Mar 2008

Didn't go as well as planed because

TG. · 29 Mar 2008

Page 11 was missing, so they settled for

Banath · 29 Mar 2008

playing with the wii

FRAZEL · 29 Mar 2008

Wii off she said now what........?

Forbiddenbiker · 29 Mar 2008

..about just having sex instead

FRAZEL · 30 Mar 2008

haven`t you got a headache Daisey ....as usual but........

Banath · 30 Mar 2008

Who's daisy my names Vanilla.......

bully74uk · 30 Mar 2008

well ? who's Daisy ?

Banath · 30 Mar 2008

er......she's a big Mac now!

macmike · 31 Mar 2008

"so you cheated on me with a burger?"

FRAZEL · 31 Mar 2008

vanilla was a daft burger not like you dear and

Banath · 31 Mar 2008

at that point she knifed him.........

bully74uk · 31 Mar 2008

Lit the BBQ.......

Banath · 31 Mar 2008

and set fire to the house

HanC · 1 Apr 2008

burning it down completely! Then...

digitalfailure · 1 Apr 2008

along came the fireman and bent

Banath · 1 Apr 2008

without thinking when suddenly something caught.......

HanC · 2 Apr 2008

FIRE!!! It was his..

Forbiddenbiker · 3 Apr 2008

sciatica, having forgotten all about the..

digitalfailure · 3 Apr 2008

huge bulge in his pants caused